This is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation
Between a U.S. naval ship and Canadian authorities
Off the coast of Newfoundland
October 1995 !!



Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision.

Canadians: We recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.

Americans: This is the Captain of a U.S. Navy Ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

Canadians: No, I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE TAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

Canadians: We are a lighthouse.. YOUR CALL ?? !!!! ??




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