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Collection of Viagra funnies #3!!
Top Ten Slogans Currently Being Considered by Viagra:
10. "Viagra. The quicker dicker-upper!
9. "One-a-day, like iron."
8. "Get a piece of the rock!"
7. "You've come a long way, baby!"
6. "Viagra, it plumps when you take 'em."
5. "Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman."
4. "Tastes great, more filling."
3. "Viagra, built Ram-tough!"
2. "Here's the beef!"
1. "Just do her."
Some honorable mentions:
"We work harder, so you don't
have to."
"Ten inches long... and growing."
"Viagra, when it absolutely, positively has to be there tonight."
"Viagra, home of the Whopper."
"Viagra... now is a great time to be silver."
"This is your penis. This is your penis on Viagra. Any questions?"
VIAGRA CAUSES PANIC
Viagra, the new pill for impotence
approved by the Food and Drug Administration on Friday, is already causing
problems across the country. The FDA had said a man would need to by sexually
aroused before the drug would work, but apparently failed to consider that
most men walk around in a constant state of sexual arousal.
Several disasters or near-disasters have already been reported:
In Boise, a passenger plane skidded off the runway after the pilot's erection
inadvertently hit the button that causes the landing gear to retract.
In San Bernardino County, outside of Los Angeles, a 17-car pileup occurred
when trucker Dirk Diggler apparently lost control of his rig, blocking
his vision and causing him to also lose control of his truck.
FDA Spokesperson Bonnie Thurston commented, "There's no limit to the
damage that this pill could cause. We've got to make sure it doesn't fall
into the wrong hands, like President Clinton's, for example, of we could
have a potential nuclear mistake."
Stops to make you think??? LOL
If a man overdoses on Viagra, how do they get the casket lid shut?
If the insurance companies are going
to set guidelines before approving Viagra coverage, what are they going
to use?
A growth chart?
I dropped a Viagra in a jar of small sweet pickles last night and this
morning had a jar full of big Kosher dills.
If I give my computer monitor Viagra, will the screen get bigger?
I would only take Viagra for intellectual purposes, so my head wouldswell.
Before Viagra, for some people, making love was classified as "assaultwith a dead weapon."
Viagra Falls, the new waterfall that flows upward.
Viagra, medicine's version of "MIRACLE-GRO."
Mix Viagra and Prozac and you have a guy who is ready to go, but doesn't really care where.
Are you taking Viagra or are you just happy to see me?
If however you do need to take Viagra, remember to swallow them quickly otherwise you'll get a stiff neck.
A shipment of Viagra was highjacked
today. Police have put out anAll-Points bulletin:
Be on the lookout for two hardened criminals!
They will face a stiff sentence when convicted and they'll surely besent
to a Penal Institution.
Did you hear about Levi's new jeans for Baby Boomer men?.... They come with just a "Viagra" more room.
For women not-in-the-mood, California bars now have Viagra-free zones.
Scientists developed the idea for Viagra after studying PresidentClinton'sDNA.
This balding fellow went to his doctor to ask him what he could do for his
deteriorating sex life.
The doctor told him about viagra and "while we're at it, rogaine might help with your receding hair line". So do you know what he ended up with?
A full head of hair that stands straight on end!!.
Of course you've heard about the Viagra computer virus, it turns your3-1/2 inch floppy into a hard disk.
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