COMPUTER VIRUSES !!!
* Tonya Harding Virus Turns your BAT files into lethal weapons.
* Ollie North Virus Plays a patriotic .WAV while it shreds your files.
* Oprah Winfrey Virus Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB then slowly expands to 300MB.
* Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back...
* O.J. Simpson Virus It claims that it did not, could not and would not delete two of your files and vows to find the virus that did.
* Ronald Reagan Virus Saves your data, but forgets where it's stored.
* Ross Perot Virus Activates every component of your system, just before the whole darn thing quits!
* Politically Correct Virus Never calls itself a virus, but instead refers to itself as an "electronic micro-organism."
* Adam and Eve Virus Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple computer.