This page is dedicated to all those people out there who have at some critical time in their dazed and often confusing little lives been labelled one or more of the following: whacky, crazy, deranged, mad, strange, loony, wierd, nutty, loopy... well, you get the idea... but who, in reality, have just possessed an obscure and slightly...errmmm... special? sense of humour which sets them apart from the rest of the world. These people are easily recognisable, just look for:

1) A slightly dazed expression, that of someone totally oblivious to what anyone is saying or doing around them. In fact, you are often concerned as to this person's state of consciousness.

2) The brightest and most noticeable piece of clothing in a crowd. This is often something which most people choose to keep hidden from the public. For example, the classic polka-dot-lime-green-underwear-worn-on-the-head routine.

3) The occasional impromptu burst of revelry exploding from an isolated corner somewhere during a homecoming dance or other formal event. When you turn to investigate further, you are usually confronted by a lone figure standing in their own little puddle of joy, sent into fits of uncontrollable laughter by the pattern of the plain blue wallpaper. This is the biggest clue. If you ever find someone who has reached this advanced stage of hysterics, do not hesitate to knock them out with a baseball bat and call in the Men in White Coats (or the Men in Black: the two often come hand-in-hand where these people are concerned). It is sure to do them good in the long run.

Anyway, thank you for taking the time to plough through the above. Please do not consider it rude or any reflection on your social skills if we leave you to it now. We have just spotted some rather interesting wallpaper...

You can E-mail us at keysnatchers@yahoo.com in the meantime. WATCH THIS SPACE! Please come back soon and visit us.

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