An eighty year old man was
having an annual physical. As the doctor was listening to his heart with
the stethoscope, he began muttering, "Oh oh!"
The man asked the doctor
what the problem was. "Well," said the doc, "you have a serious
heart murmur. Do you smoke?" "No",
replied the man. "Do you drink in excess?
"No." replied the man.
"Do you have a sex life?" "Yes,
I do!"
"Well," said the
doc, "I'm afraid with this heart murmur, you'll have to give up half
your sex life."
Looking perplexed, the old
man said, "Which half
the LOOKING or
the THINKING?"