- An elderly couple went into
a doctor. They told the doctor "We're
having some trouble with our sex life. Could you watch and offer
some suggestions?"
The doctor replied, "I'm not a sex therapist. You should find someone
else." The couple said, "No, No, we trust you." After watching
them have sex, the doctor said, "You don't seem to be having any
troubles. I wish my sex life was as good. I can't give you any suggestions."
This was repeated the next
week and also the third week. After they
had finished on the third
week, the doctor said, "You aren't having any
trouble.
Is this your idea of kinky sex?"
The man replied, "No,
actually the problem is if we have sex at my
house,
my wife will catch us. If we have sex at her house, her
husband
will catch us. The motel charges us $50, and we can't
afford
that. You only charge $35, and medicare pays half of that."
~*~
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