LOVE NESTS?
         
          The 80-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon's office. 
          "You know, Doc," he said, "I've made love in more exotic 
          cars than anyone I know.  Must be at least a thousand." 

          "And now, I suppose, you want me to treat you for the arthritis 
          you got from scrunching up in all those uncomfortable positions," 
          the doctor replied. 

          "Oh, no," the old fellow replied. 
          "I want to borrow your Lamborghini!" 

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