New drugs!

 With Viagra such a hit, it's reported a major drug company is planning a new line of drugs designed to improve the performance of men in general, including:

 DIRECTRA: A dose of this drug given to men before leaving on car trips caused 72 percent of them to stop and ask directions when they got lost, compared to a control group of 0.2 percent.

 PROJECTRA: Men given this experimental new drug were far more likely to finish a household repair project before starting a new one.

 COMPLIMENTRA: In clinical trials, 82 percent of middle-aged men who were administered this drug noticed their wives had a new hairstyle.  It's currently being tested to see if such effects extend to noticing new clothing.

 SPORTAGRA: This drug has the strange effect of making men want to
turn  off televised sports and actually converse with other family members.

 FLYAGRA: Shows great promise in treating men with OFD-Open Fly
Disorder. Especially useful for men using Viagra.

 LIAGRA: Causes men to be less than truthful when being asked about
their sexual affairs.  Will be available in regular, grand jury, and
presidential-strength versions.
 

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