The Terrance and Phillip Fan
Page
The site that seeks answers to why Canadian heads bobble up and down when they talk; and why those silly American heads look like groundhogs (wav 57kb).
And welcome to the Terrance and Phillip fan page. These adoring characters are best recognized as the favorite TV show of the South Park kids, and T & P enjoyed extensive roles in the first South Park movie. Was Terrance justified in smacking Brooke Shields while a guest on the Conan show? We think so. T&P come from the minds of Matt Stone and Trey Parker. This site is devoted to illustrate why millions of people (ok, --a couple dozen of us) think Terrance and Phillip are the best thing since sliced bread; and why Canada is enriched for having them as residents.
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Oohhh Terrance, what color is the wind? ???? (wav 44kb) Phillip:
"Say Terrance, what did the Spanish priest say to the Iranian gynecologist?" |
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Terrance and Phillip help out Ugly Bob. Warning, the following page contains photos of Ugly Bob unmasked. You've been warned! |
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It's like Melrose Place around here. What is Celine Dion doing in bed with Ugly Bob? And why does she look so relaxed with that cigarette? And isn't Terrance supposed to be the father of her daughter? |
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"Hey! relax guy, take a rest! I'm just your average Joe..." Will Terrance and Phillip stand for Saddam Hussein taking over Canada? After calming their nerves with Kroft dinner, these mac 'n cheese heads (wav 61kb) will surely put an end to this monstrosity using chemical warfare. |
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Scott wishing cancer upon Terrance and Phillip after a failed attempt to prosecute Terrance for murder. Behind Scott's motive is his personal dislike for T & P, because farting is the lowest form of comedy and T & P give Canadians a bad name. |
Now wasn't that a hoot 'n a holler?
Terrance & Phillip Desktop Image - Thanks to the artwork of Phillip's Danish cousin, Christian Jahnsen, you can have now have T & P on your Windows desktop. After download, you can add it via Control Panel>Display>Background (Win 95/98) or Control Panel>Appearance & Themes>Desktop Background (Win XP). If you're a Mac user, you're a smelly bastard. If you're connection is slow as molasses and twice as thick, here's the zip file (282KB)
Other
Important Stuff
Well, not real important, but includes
a FAQ, how to get your T & P fan page certificate, a brief bio, and where I
can be reached or if you prefer, flamed.
