MULDER AND SCULLY ISMS

"But you saved me! As difficult and as frustrating as it's been somtimes your God damn strict rationalism and science have saved me a thousand times over. You've kept me honest, you've made me a whole person. I owe you everything Scully, and you, you owe me nothing. I don't want to do this alone. I don't even know if I can. And if I quit know, they win." -The X-Files: Fight the Future

"Nice threads!" -Bad Blood

"I have to warn you, I'm having violent impulses." -The Host

"You mean I'm not a pain in the ass to work with?" -The Ghost in the Machine

(pigs squealing in the background) "Scully, would you think less of me as a man if I told you I you I was kinda excited right now?" -Home

"Who's the black private dick who's a sex machine with all the chicks? Shaft! Can you dig it? They say this kid Shaft is baaaad mother... Shut your mouth! I'm talking about the Shaft!" -Bad Blood

"Scully, is this boyish display of agility turning you on?" -Schizogeny

"Nobody down here but the FBI's most unwanted." -Pilot

"You can get the next mutant." -Tooms

"It was five hours of Boggs channeling. After three hours, I asked him to summon up the soul of Jimi Hendrix and requested 'All Along the Watchtower.'" -Beyond the Sea

"Is there anyway I can get it off my fingers quickly without betraying my cool exterior?" -Squeeze

"Scully, are you coming on to me?" -Quagmire

"Come on, Scully, it'll be a nice trip to the forest." -Darkness Falls

"I'm not going to give up . I can't give up. Not as long as the truth is out there." -The Erlenmeyer Flask

"Before I could only trust myself. Now I can only trust you." -Little Green Men

"It looks like I'm going to have to tell Skinner his suspect is a giant bloodsucking worm after all." -The Host

"Did you really think that you could call up the devil and ask him to behave?" -Die Hand Die Verletzt

"If coincidences are just coincidences, why do they feel so contrived?" -Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose

"How can an eight year-old boy who can barely multiply be a threat to national security? And people call me paranoid." -Conduit

"Hey, Scully, I heard you were down here slicing and dicing. Who's the lucky stiff?" -Teliko

"No! Don't touch that red button... nojo on the rojo." -Little Green Men

"Ten to one you can't dance to it." -Fire

"I do not gaaaaaze at Scully." -Rain King

"Hey Scully, maybe if we're really lucky next time they'll let us clean toilet bowls." -Tithonus

"The true curse that struck the museum was the failure to understand that there are some powers that should not be disturbed, that some things are better left buried." -Teso Dos Bichos

"All new truths begin as heresay and inner superstitions. We fear the unknown, so we reduce it to the terms that are most familiar to us." -Teliko

"To live the lie you have to believe it. Like these men who decieve us... who gave you this disease. We all have our faith, and mine is in the truth." -Redux 2

"If we fail to anticipate the unforseen or expect the unexpected in a univers of infinite possibilities, we may find ourselves at the mercy of anyone or anything that cannot be programmed, categorized, or easily referenced." -The X-Files: Fight the Future

"Woman, get back in here and make me a sandwich!" -Arcadia

(Nazi asks for the dead man's name) "John Brown, ask me again and I'll knock you down." - Triangle

(to Scully)"I love you." -Triangle

"It's official. I am a horses's ass." -The Unnatural

"Please explain to me the scientific nature of the whammy." -Pusher

(Singing) "Jeremiah was a bullfrog. Was a good friend of mine. I never understood a single word he said, but I helped him drink his wine." -Detour

"Why do you always get drive? Cause you're the guy? Cause you're the big macho man?" -Syzygy

"You could have shown that kid a picture of a flying hamburger and he would have told you that's exactly what he saw!" -Deep Throat

"He said they just found your bleepin' UFO." -Jose Chungs "From Outer Space"

"Sure, fine, whatever." -Syzygy

"You think you can look into the face of pure evil, and then you find yourself paralyzed by it." -Irresistible

"Mulder, you may not be who you are." -Ice

"Her name is Bambi?" -War of the Coprohages

"Poor Quequeg." -Quagmire

"How is it that you're able to go out on a limb whenever you see a light in the sky but you're unwilling to accept the possibility of a miracle? Even when it's right in front of you?" -Revelations

"Just don't look too hard, Mulder. You might not like what you find." -War of the Coprohages

"You've got to trust me." -Pilot

"Woo boy (commenting on the police officer)." -Bad Blood

"Folie a duex. A maddness shared by two." -Folie a Duex

"According to this, I am Emily's mother." -Christmas Carol

"I had you big time." -The Xfiles: Fight the Future

"Shut up Mulder." -Syzygy

"It's a dead cow. (says it with obvious sarcasm)" -Bad Blood

"Apparently miracles don't come cheap." -Miracle Man

"Unlike you Mulder, I would like to have a life." -Jersey Devil

"Mulder, just keep reminding him that you were drugged." -Bad Blood

"Never underestimate a woman. They can be tricksters too." -Alpha

"I think the dead are speaking to us, Mulder. Demanding Justice. Maybe that man was right. Maybe we bury the dead alive." -Apocrypha

"I've heard the truth, Mulder, now what I want is the answers." -Paper Clip

"For to truly pursue monsters we must understand them, we must venture into their minds. Only in doing so, do we risk letting them into ours." -Unruhe

"You said it yourself once, you said that a dream is the answer to a question we haven't learn't to ask." -Paper Hearts

"It begins where it ends, in nothingness. A nightmare born from deepest fears, coming home ungaurded. Whispering images from time and distance. A soul unbound, touched by others, but never held, on a course chartered by some unseen hand, the journey ahead promising no more then the past reflected back upon me, until at last I reach the end, facing a truth I can no longer deny. Alone, as ever." -Emily

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