Greeting fellow worshipers of Thë OTS. We do not pretend to be worthy of the honor bestowed upon
us by being affiliated to the original Kool-Aid Drinkin', Apple Sauce Eatin' First Church of Shatnerology. It is to them
that we are eternally indebted. I, the lowly Mistersauga Shatner, do hereby pledglei ineptunflagon,
forpep tupep perfectonum. Enter now all who dare!
You know it had to happen eventually... Shatner in a STAR WARS movie... He's the MAN.
Enter now all who dare!
