Top Ten Ways To Tell If You Are Obssessed With Buffy The Vampire Slayer!

10. You play "Buffy Quiz" with your family and friends.

9. You refer to your clothes as "The Buffy shirt" or "The Buffy pants".

8. You start calling people "Xander", "Cordelia" etc. without realising it.

7. You have dreams that you are Buffy.

6. You start up a discussion on the downs of being a vampire with your teacher in class.

5. When you refer to the blank tapes that you taped Buffy on as "Buffy tape #21" and so on.

4. You can identify with the story lines. ( a.k.a. when Xander was attacked by a preying mantis you think "Yeah, I've been there.")

3. Your friends who don't even watch the show ( If you haven't already told them to get lost 'cause they don't watch the show ) know all the episodes by heart.

2. You insist on calling your boyfriend "Angel" or your girlfriend "Buffy".

1. YOU START USING BUFFY QUOTES AS SNAPPY COMEBACKS.

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I started this top ten list because I just recently joined a Buffy club ( I can't remember the name) and you had to fill out something where it said at which point did you realise that you were obssessed and it got me thinking at how many things had happened to me too. Here are the things on this list that I draw from personal experience:

10. Yes, I play Buffy quiz with my little brother constantly and sometimes with my family and friends. I usually win 'cause I'm the most obssessed out of all of them.

9. Yes, I do own clothing that I call my Buffy tank top and things but I find now that if I'm going out to buy clothes then I won't buy it unless I think that it looks similar to something that Buffy has worn or would wear. I am wearing my Buffy tank top as I write this. I'm starting to scare myself.

8. At one of my recent performances ( I do a lot of concerts ) I was talking about someone and all of a sudden I called them Cordelia. I started laughing and everyone was looking at me like I was nuts 'cause they didn't know that I was obssessed with Buffy and they wouldn't know who Cordelia was. One of them practically beat me up trying to get me tell him who Cordelia was!:)

7. I have had a dream that I was Buffy and Wow! Was it a good dream or what! Of course Angel was in it and that made it even better! God, it was a good dream.

6. One of my teachers has written a few vampire books ( they were published ) and so we started talking about Buffy until some people started getting really mad. Oh well.

5. Okay, I have only gotten up to Buffy tape #5 because I didn't tape any of the first season episodes and I buy those really long tapes so I won't have to buy so many.

4. Okay, I have never been able to identify with the story line and if I could, it would really scare me. If you have, email me, I'd love to hear your story!

3. A lot of my friends who aren't as loyal to watching the show as me and my other friends do know most of the story lines because that's how me and one of my friends would spend the day after the new episode. We would go through every single detail of the show until they knew exactly what happened too!

2. I would never insist on calling my boyfriend Angel because then Angel wouldn't be special or as hot as he used to be. It just wouldn't be the same. There is only one Angel.

1. I know I'm pathetic but I'm not very good with comebacks and I love Xander's little quips and the little things they come up with on the show so much that I couldn't help myself:}

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