30 WAYS TO HANDLE STRESS



1. Jam 39 tiny marshmallows up your nose and try to sneeze them out.
2. Use your Mastercard to pay your Visa.
3. Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.
4. When someone says "have a nice day" tell them you have other plans.
5. Find out what a frog in a blender really looks like.
6. Forget the Diet Center and send yourself a candygram.
7. Make a list of things that you've already done.
8. Dance naked in front of your pets.
9. Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send them off to preschool as if nothing was wrong.
10. Retaliate for tax woes by filling out your tax forms with Roman numerals.
11. Tattoo "out to lunch" on your forehead.
12. Tape pictures of your boss on watermelons and launch them from high places.
13. Leaf through National Geographic and draw underwear on the natives.
14. Go shopping. Buy everything. Sweat in it. Return it the next day.
15. Buy a subscription to Sleezoid Weekly and send it to your boss' wife.
16. Pay your electric bill in pennies.
17. Drive to work in reverse.
18. Relax by mentally reflecting on your favorite episode of the "Flintstones" during that important finance meeting.
19. Sit naked on a shelled hard-boiled egg.
20. Refresh yourself. Put your tongue on a cold steel guardrail.
21. Tell your boss to blow it out of his toupe and let him figure it out.
22. Polish your car with ear wax.
23. Read the dictionary upside down and look for secret messages.
24. Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it comes back to you.
25. Bill your doctor for the time spent in his waiting room.
26. Braid the hairs in each nostril.
27. Write a short story using alphabet soup.
28. Lie on your back eating celery....using your navel as a salt dipper.
29. Stare at people through the lines of a fork and pretend they're in jail.
30. Make up a language and ask people for directions vW/{KoY(d[WkY--
31. Stress Diet!!!
    
    
    
    
    
    
    For every minute you are angry, you lose 60 seconds of happiness.
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      Steps To Happiness
      
      Everybody Knows:
      
      You can't be all things to all people.
      You can't do all things at once.
      You can't do all things equally well.
      You can't do all things better than everyone else.
      Your humanity is showing just like everyone else's.
      
      So:
      
      You have to find out who you are, and be that.
      You have to decide what comes first, and do that.
      You have to discover your strengths, and use them.
      You have to learn not to compete with others,
      Because no one else is in the contest of *being you*.
      
      Then:
      
      You will have learned to accept your own uniqueness.
      You will have learned to set priorities and make decisions.
      You will have learned to live with your limitations.
      You will have learned to give yourself the respect that is due.
      And you'll be a most vital mortal.
      
      Dare To Believe:
      
      That you are a wonderful, unique person.
      That you are a once-in-all-history event.
      That it's more than a right, it's your duty, to be who you are.
      That life is not a problem to solve, but a gift to cherish.
      And you'll be able to stay one up on what used to get you down.
      
      
      
      I thought this was cute!!
      
      A mother was teaching her three-year-old daughter The Lord's Prayer. For several evenings at bedtime, she repeated it after her mother. One night she said she was ready to solo. The mother listened with pride, as she carefully enunciated each word right up to the end.
      
      "And lead us not into temptation", she prayed, "but deliver us some e-mail, Amen."
      
      
      
      "Ten Commandments of Getting Ahead in Life"
      
      1. Speak to People.
      Even if you do not know their names. Nothing is as nice as a cheerful word of greeting.
      
      2.Smile at People.
      It takes 72 muscles to frown and only 14 to smile. Your smile is one of your finest assets. Use It!
      
      3. Call People by Name.
      The sweetest music to anyone's ears is the sound of his/her own name.
      
      4. Be Friendly and Helpful.
      If you want have friends, *be* one.
      
      5. Be Genuinely Interested in People.
      If you try, you can like everybody, and everybody will like you.
      
      6. Seek Out the Little People.
      Do not limit yourself to a few friends when there so many likable people around you.
      
      7. Be Generous with Praise.
      And cautious with criticism. Who among us does not need the understanding and tolerance of all our friends.
      
      8. Be Considerate of the Feelings of Others.
      Usually there are three sides to a controversy - yours, the other person's, and the right one.
      
      9. Be Alert to give Service.
      What we do for others counts most in life.
      
      10. Add to this a Good Sense of Humor...
      A generous dose of patience, a dash of humility, and you will receive many-fold blessings.
      
      
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