Rapist Bill Clinton
BILL CLINTON - AMERICAN CALIGULA
Sex-crazed hillbilly
“I’m a colossal failure"
-Clinton to Arafat reported by Newsweek 27 June 2001Bill Clinton's legacy is a semen stain.
Roger Clinton talking about cocaine caught on an FBI
surveillance tape of Dan Lasater -
"I've got to get some of this for my
brother because he has a nose like a vacuum cleaner." 
On the August 18, 1999, Foxnews' Hannity and Colmes program, Gennifer Flowers stated that Clinton had told her that he used so much cocaine that it made his head itch. It is always a good idea to have a coke-head on the nuclear button. Keeps the enemy guessing.
My lovers suffocate me
Crowding my lips, thick in the pores of my
skin
Jostling me through streets and public halls.
Coming naked to me at
night...
Do you think the friendship of me would be unalloy'd
satisfaction?
Do you think I am trusty and faithful?
Walt Whitman,
LEAVES OF GRASS
(Clinton present to Monica "the dress is a mess"
Lewinsky)
Bill Clinton dodged the draft, but he signed up for the sexual revolution and became a four-star general. Cal Thomas
After the 1995 bombing in Saudi Arabia, which killed five U.S. military personnel; Clinton promised that those responsible would be hunted down and punished.
After the 1996 Khobar Towers bombing in Saudi Arabia, which killed 19 and injured 200 U.S. military personnel; Clinton promised that those responsible would be hunted down and punished.
After the 1998 bombing of U.S. embassies in Africa, which killed 224 and injured 5,000; Clinton promised that those responsible would be hunted down and punished.
After the 2000 bombing of the USS Cole, which killed 17 and injured 39 U.S. sailors; Clinton promised that those responsible would be hunted down and punished.
Maybe if Clinton had kept his promise, accepting Bin Laden when offered by the Sudan in 1996 for example, an estimated 6,000 people in New York and Washington, D.C. that are now injured or dead would be alive today.
The Times also reports that "according to a witness, Clinton told a dinner companion" shortly after Sept 11 "that the decision to let Bin Laden go was probably 'the biggest mistake of my presidency.' "
However in a speech at his alma mater Georgetown University on
December 14, 2001, Clinton gave this amazing justification and moral equivalence
of the 9/11 attack -
"In my own country (? sic), we've come a very, very long
way since the days when African slaves and native Americans could be terrorised
or killed with impunity, but still we have the occasional act of brutality or
even death because of someone's race or religion or sexual
orientation."
That clears it up. All those victims on the planes or WTC and the firefighters who gave their lives to try to save them actually deserved to die because of how evil America was and is. Thank you, Bill Clinton.
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See links at the bottom of page for the Indictment of Clinton as a
war criminal.
"Most are redeemed by understanding that their power comes from particular circumstances, but the Clintillians seem to think it comes from a Christ-like glow within themselves. Fraud is what Whitewater, and the administration, are all about: fraud--pious, tawdry, financial, sexual, political, plain, simple and habitual. It is the ultimate expression of the nature of this presidency, in which the rules exist only for everyone else, because the work of the elect in remaking the world is too important to fetter with laws and truth.": Mark Helprin in the WSJ 1-15-97 and 3-25-94
Starting just after
page 104Q. What did he say exactly?
A. He asked me would I kiss it. He goes – you know, I can see the look on his face right now. He asked me, "Would you kiss it for me?" I mean it was disgusting.
21. Jones exclaimed, "What are you doing?" and escaped from Clinton's physical proximity by walking away from him. Jones tried to distract Clinton by chatting with him about his wife. Jones later took a seat at the end of the sofa nearest the door. Clinton asked Jones: "Are you married?" She responded that she had a regular boyfriend. Clinton then approached the sofa and as he sat down he lowered his trousers and underwear exposing his erect penis and asked Jones to "kiss it."
22. There were distinguishing characteristics in Clinton's genital area that were obvious to Jones.
23. Jones became horrified, jumped up from the couch, stated that she was "not that kind of girl" and said: Look, I've got to go." She attempted to explain that she would get in trouble for being away from the registration desk.
24. Clinton, while fondling his penis said: "Well, I don't want to make you do anything you don't want to do."
In Jone's sister Lydia Cathey's deposition, she said that Paula had described Bill's penis and showed how it was bent by motioning with her hands. Danny Ferguson's attorney Bill W. Bristow asked Cathey about the appearance of the President's penis. Cathey responded that her sister said "his dick was crooked." Bristow pressed for more details, asking if perhaps "it had a U-turn in it?" Cathey said her sister told her the penis "was hard and crooked and gross." Cathey added that Clinton was "playing with hisself."
In a shocking deposition taken during discovery, Debra Lynn Ballentine told lawyers, under oath, that Paula Jones ran to her Little Rock office moments after fleeing Clinton's hotel suite. "She did tell me that there was something wrong with him. You know, something wasn't quite right when she looked at him when he had his pants down," Ballentine testified. "She told me that - she told me that he had an erection but that it was, like, bent, real bent and she asked me if I had ever seen anything like that before and I said no."
ONE FREE SHOT. What a relief to learn from stupid Judge Susan Wright that, as a matter of law, running one's hands up a woman's dress and fondling her middle pelvic area is acceptable (albeit "boorish")! This is not just an excellent technique to use on female employees, but even better for young female job applicants. You can learn a lot about a girl in a very short time. Interestingly, when Mr. Clinton moved for judgment on the pleadings, Wright denied the motion and wrote that Mr. Clinton’s conduct, if true, "could well be regarded as atrocious and utterly intolerable for purposes of establishing a claim for the tort of intentional infliction of emotional distress." 974 F. Supp. at 730.
FROM JONES APPEAL July 1998-
3. Mr. Clinton’s behavior toward Ms. Lewinsky
is evidence of his habit of making aggressive sexual advances to young,
low-ranking employees (those who were most vulnerable and easily
exploited).
Prostitute Bobbie Ann Williams reportedly claims that Clinton and she
had several steamy sex-for-money meetings, including one with another hooker.
Williams' claims include descriptions of a log cabin in Hot Springs, Ark., that
Clinton used as a hideaway to spend time with her and other prostitutes.
Sally Miller Perdue, a former Arkansas beauty queen who had a series of
sexual encounters with Clinton (SPOTLIGHT, February 7,1994) says:
"I still
have this picture of him, wearing my black nightgown, playing the sax badly,
this guy, tiptoeing across the park and getting caught on the fence."
Only
the London Sunday Telegraph reported Ms. Perdue's story and the physical threats
made against her by Clinton associates. One of them was that they would break
her "pretty little legs."
Stewardess Christy
Zercher told STAR tabloid April 1998 and the Washington Post that Clinton
fondled her breasts for 40 minutes (in the presence of a sleeping Hillary) and
exposed himself to her. Clinton also bear-hugged her from behind,
grabbed her breast and asked: 'How's that?' He stood in the plane's bathroom
with his pants unzipped and invited her to 'come on in and shut the door.' He
simulated oral sex every time he was brought tea with honey for a sore throat --
by stirring it with his little finger, then moving his finger suggestively in
and out of his mouth and saying: 'Um, um, good.' Clinton barraged her with
graphic sex talk including tales of a 'really close' friend who liked sex with
barnyard animals and was being divorced by his wife. She said he asked her: 'How
are you going to compete with that?'
Kathleen Willey had
her cat killed, tires punctured, and threats made on her children by Clinton
associates when she was preparing to testify in the Jones case that Clinton had
groped her in the most sordid way in the Oval Office. Clinton put his hands on
her breasts and middle pelvic area and placed her hand on his deformed penis.
Willey testified at the Steele trial that Clinton had "forcefully attacked" her,
that "his hands were all over me. His hands were up my dress." When discussing
this with Monica, Clinton was outraged, not that he was accused of sexually
assaulting a woman or that it was out of character, but that people would
believe he would assault such a "small-breasted woman." The 60 Minutes interview
left off the point that the only reason Clinton, whose face was purple, stopped
assaulting her was that someone had entered the Oval Office. Clinton otherwise
would have raped her and then given her a job to quiet her. He had her right
where he wanted her. The proof of the desperate position she was in is that she
didn't even compose herself - she took the opportunity to run in a completely
disheveled state.
New revelations are that Clinton groped women's breasts at his wedding, had thirty affairs across the state of Arkansas during his 1978 run for Attorney General, and hit up 50 former lovers in 1992 for campaign contributions.
For a year we had been
led to believe that Monica came on to Bill first by flipping her thong
underwear. Now the truth comes out - first Bill said "I like your dress. I would
like to see what is under it." The definition of a dirty old man. In the Tripp
tapes Monica says she fears for her life on account of Clinton. She says she
believed he used drugs. She also retells the crude racist and anti-Semitic jokes
Clinton had told her. Monica told Tripp that Clinton would reschedule their
meetings when his herpes flared up - but recent scientific reports are that
herpes simplex II can be transmitted even if there are no flare ups. One point
overlooked in the tapes is that Clinton hurt Lewinsky in their sexual encounters
- he is a sadist.
On July 6, 1997, young Mary Mahoney, a former White House intern, who was about to go public with sexual assault/rape charges against Bill Clinton, was shot to death in a professional hit at the Georgetown Starbucks coffee shop. She took 5 shots including a shot to the back of the head, execution style. Later as a message to Monica, Bill Clinton gave Lewinsky a Starbucks coffee mug.
When Monica asked Bill to settle the Jones suit, he said, "You don't understand, I can't. There are hundreds of them."
Women cannot sue for consensual sex.
The only possible meaning of Clinton's words is - Bill Clinton sexually
assaulted and\or raped hundreds of women. 
Clinton raped Jane Doe No
5, Juanita Broaddrick of the Paula Jones suit. This is the letter that Jones
lawyers submitted detailing the event. On April 25, 1978, Clinton
invited himself to her Little Rock (Camelot) hotel room, allegedly to discuss
her nursing home business. There was another woman at that hotel that day, a
nurse and friend of Jane Doe No 5, Norma Rogers-Kelsay, who says she iced her
friend's face immediately after Clinton raped and beat her. In a telephone
interview with NBC News aired March 28, 1998, Kelsay said Juanita was
'distraught' and in 'quite bad shape,' her 'lips were swollen, at least double
in size.' She told me they had 'intercourse against her will.'" Kelsay told
Foxnews on 2/2/99 - "(Broaddrick) was hysterical - her lip was blue and bleeding
and her hose were severely torn in the crotch area..." NBC's Lisa Myers reported
(3/98) that Broaddrick, now 54, recently denied under oath that such an assault
occurred. But Jone's lawyers claim she had told their investigator that she had
suffered a quote 'horrible thing' at the hand of Clinton, and did not want to
relive it. "You know, it was just a horrible, horrible thing for me, and I
wouldn't relive it for anything." She told them it had 'turned her life upside
down.' And NBC News has talked to four other people from Arkansas who say
Broaddrick told them of such an assault years ago.
Broaddrick, who calls Clinton "a cold bastard", told the NY Post - "If my husband had his way at the time he would have killed him." "If as governor of Arkansas he had not been so well-protected, I shudder to think what my husband would have done or what would have happened."
After very brief small talk, Mr. Clinton … got her onto the bed, held her down forcibly and bit her lips. The sexual entry itself was not without some pain, she recalls, because of her stiffness and resistance.
The Wall Street Journal reported:
When it was over, she says, he looked down at her and said not to worry, he was sterile -- he had had mumps when he was a child. Broaddrick told the paper: "As though that was the thing on my mind - I wasn't thinking about the pregnancy, or about anything, I felt paralysed and started to cry."
Broaddrick said that as Clinton started to leave he told her to put ice on her swollen lips.
She went on: "This is the part that always stays in my mind - the way he put on his sunglasses.
"Then he looked at me and said 'You better put some ice on that' and then he left."
She was found on the bed by a friend, Norma Rogers. Some details - Clinton tore her skirt also, Clinton raped her twice in a 15 minute span, and Clinton almost severed her lip in half he bit it so hard. Three weeks after the rape Broaddrick went with her husband to a Clinton fundraiser. She says it was her husband's (Hickey) idea and that since she was in denial and wanted her life back to normal, not to mention that she hadn't told her 1st husband, she went but became physically sick after 15 minutes and left. Broaddrick was also appointed to a Nursing Home Administrator's Board, but she says she had agreed to be on the board before she knew it was a governor-appointed position. She got an official letter of commendation concerning her nursing home from Clinton with a handwritten note - "I admire you very much." Those intimate words are very hard to explain unless Broaddrick's story is true.
On MEET THE PRESS, Feb 28, 99, Bill Bennet stated that Clinton's personal records document that he was at the hotel at the time of the rape. Bennet also said that White House staff on backgound were saying that Clinton was alone in the room with Broaddrick and that they had sex. Remember, Bill is the brother of Bob Bennet, the President's personal lawyer in the Jone's suit from which this arises.
In 1991 at another Little Rock Nursing Home Convention, Broaddrick met Clinton again, "I was called out of the convention by my name," Broaddrick said. "There he was standing outside the convention by the stairway. I wish I had walked past him," she recalls. "He gave me a profuse apology and said he was a changed man. I gave him a few choice words and left. I was very angry and he was covering his tracks." Shortly after, Bill Clinton announced he was running for the presidency.
Starr sent a lawyer and FBI agent to interview Broaddrick. Much has been made of the fact that the FBI decided the allegations were 'inconclusive'. That referred to her statements that there was no bribery or intimidation, which is what they were interested in. As a technical matter, the FBI does not reach conclusive determinations unless there has been an admission by the perpetrator or a determination by a court. Nothing about Broaddrick's credibility should be inferred. An appendix to the Starr report says that on January 2, 1998, "Jane Doe #5 signed an affidavit in which she denied that the President made 'unwelcome sexual advances toward me in the late Seventies.' (On April 8, 1998, however, Jane Doe #5 stated to OIC investigators that this affidavit was false.)" (App. I, page 74) If you read the letter above, it is obvious that Clinton had his rape technique down pat. That suggests he is a serial rapist - it obviously wasn't the first time. NBC News is spiking Meyers' interview with Broaddrick. As Meyers told Broaddrick, "The good news is that you are credible. The bad news is that you are very, very credible."
During the Jones discovery Clinton made a 158 minute phone call to Broaddrick to convince her to sign a false affidavit in the case. This call was referred to by Monica in the Tripp tapes "How is he going to explain...?" Tripp later denied Broaddrick was the Juanita referred to by using a Clintonesque distinction - her name was not Broaddrick when she was raped. The day after the phone call, Broaddrick had her lawyer apply to the White House counsel's office for a false affidavit sample. She then filed a false affidavit January 2, 1998, in the Jones case.
Biting figures in yet another allegation of sexual assault by Bill Clinton, this one from a Little Rock lawyer who told Clinton biographer Roger Morris about an attack she suffered the same year Clinton allegedly raped Broaddrick. In his best-selling book "Partners in Power," Morris reports:
"A young woman lawyer in Little Rock claimed that she was accosted by Clinton while he was attorney general and that when she recoiled he forced himself on her, biting and bruising her. Deeply affected by the assault, the woman decided to keep it all quiet for the sake of her own hard-won career and that of her husband. When the husband later saw Clinton at the 1980 Democratic Convention, he delivered a warning. 'If you ever approach her,' he told the governor, 'I'll kill you.' Not even seeing fit to deny the incident, Bill Clinton sheepishly apologized and duly promised never to bother her again." (page 238)
Jone's investigators Mr. and Mrs. Rick Lambert told Matt Drudge on his Foxnews TV show the 2nd week of March 99 that several women had come forward that had been raped by Clinton. Two mothers informed them that their daughters had been raped by Clinton. One of the daughters who now lives in California was raped in the back of a limo.
Elizabeth Ward Gracen,
Miss America 1982, told the Toronto Sun on September 17, 1998, that Clinton had
threatened her and her family and had her house staked out. She said she feared
for her life. On NBC's Dateline, Gracen admitted that she had had sex with
Clinton but tried to stay out of the US for fear of Clinton. Her story is
evolving - she told the Toronto Sun, "I couldn't have told you this a month
ago." Her hotel room has been ransacked by someone who left a Rolex watch and
two thousand dollars alone. A friend told Jones lawyers that Elizabeth had
broken down in tears in the mid-1980s when she talked of the incident with
Clinton. Judy Stokes said Gracen was in tears when she described Clinton's
approach in the back seat of a limo and revealed that the sex they had was
something Gracen "did not want to happen." Gracen told Michael Isakoff of
Newsweek (see his book UNCOVERING CLINTON) that Clinton had severely bitten her
lip. She revealed that long before the Broaddrick interview and it is documented
in his new book. Gracen had been married at the time. Gracen has steadfastly
avoided testifying under oath about it. If she says it was consensual, why does
she avoid saying that under oath? What's the problem?
The White House reaction to Gracen's Dateline interview is interesting. If they were so worried that she would finger Clinton in a consensual relationship, taking the extraordinary measure of surveiling her every move -- then why the nonchalant reaction when Gracen finally said the encounter was consensual? (as opposed to trashing her as they had every other woman from Flowers to Jones) The logical inference is that they were afraid she would say something else.
(When Clinton admits to raping women, the feminists will decide he is entitled to one free rape per.)
The best and most complete reference for Jane Doe #5 type material is http://www.newsmax.com/
Sexual advances by the President to a 21-year-old intern who is working in the White House are inherently coercive. In addition to the fact that adultery is a crime in the District of Columbia, crime is not a private matter. Sexual harassment - defined by law as including the granting of promotion or advancement in return for sex - is a crime. The relationship with Lewinsky took place in a public office on public time. Any CEO of any company in America would be fired for such sexual misconduct, let alone a man who swore an oath to faithfully execute the laws and holds special responsibility as the chief law enforcement officer in the land. This is not about infidelity to his wife - it is about infidelity to the Constitution and his oath. Clinton is at war with the law. We can't have a man as President who does not respect or obey the law and subverts the courts. You cannot lead a country that you have lied to. There is one absolute requirement of office - to uphold the oath. Clinton violated his oath in spades. Felons are not allowed to vote or hold office. Clinton committed multiple felonies.
It is the responsibility of Congress to get this moral leper into the
jailhouse sooner rather than later - justice delayed is justice denied. The
sooner Clinton is in jail, the safer it will be for women of all
stripes.
Clinton defenses:
"With the involvement of at least potential national security issues, we are learning that presidential character matters after all," the editors of the Wall Street Journal wrote on May 22, 1998. "We depend on presidents -- as we depend on ... other responsible leaders -- to subordinate their own immediate interest to some larger purpose. If a president has no control over his own appetites and ambitions, he will contaminate his own administration and our government."
Camille Paglia says Hillary looks like "a bug-eyed denizen of the storm sewers" and the liberal New Yorker magazine in March 2001 lambasted Hillary for her total "banality."
Independent Counsel Robert Ray determined that Hillary had committed perjury and obstruction of justice in the Whitewater case but because of the mere possibility that she might not be convicted, he declined to prosecute her.
At Yale Law School in the early 1970s, the future First Lady rallied other students to demonstrate in favor of a Connecticut branch of the national revolutionary group Black Panthers, which called for the killing of white leaders -- including President Nixon. Hillary helped edit an issue of the Yale Review of Law and Social Action that published an article in which policemen were described as "pigs" (Chelsea uses the same epithet for Secret Service that protect her) -- and one illustration gruesomely depicted a decapitated officer with a Black Panthers slogan: "Seize the time!" According to biographer Joyce Milton, Hillary "volunteered for a project organized by one of her professors, Thomas Emerson, affectionately known as `Tommie the commie.' Former Yale classmate Peter Harvey said: "I remember Hillary taking a prominent role at rallies on campus concerning both the Black Panthers and the Vietnam War. I looked at what she was doing from afar and said, `I don't want anything to do with this person.'" Hillary wrote her thesis on leftwing radical Saul Alinsky whom she admired for his tactics of personal destruction, tactics she and Bill perfected and took to a whole new level.
In the book PRIMARY COLORS by Joe Klein, the Hillary Clinton figure is a
lesbian. More credence must be given this due to an interesting interview of top
Clinton advisor Dick Morris on KABC radio. He was interviewed in late January
1998 by disk jockeys Peter Minyard and Ken Tilden:
Dick Morris: "I really
don't know, but let's assume, OK, that his sexual relationship with Hillary is
not all it's supposed to be. Let's assume that some of the allegations that
Hillary sometimes, not necessarily being into regular sex with men, might be
true. Let's assume that this is a guy who's been sexually active for a long
time, and then got it that as president he'd have to not - have to shut himself
down. You would then expect a variety of things..."
On August 18, 1999, on Foxnews' Hannity and Colmes program, Gennifer Flowers stated that Bill Clinton had told her that Hillary was bisexual.
Hillary is currently under criminal investigation by the US Attorney for the Southern District of NY for her role in clemency for votes bribery involving votes in the Hasidic community of New Square, Rockland County, NY, for the reduction of sentences by Bill Clinton of four scam artists who stole tens of millions of dollars from taxpayers. Hillary has acknowledged participating in the main meeting between community leaders and Bill Clinton.
It is a strange turn of events. Hillary gets $8 Million for her forthcoming memoir. Bill gets about $12 Million for his memoir yet to be written. This from two people who have spent the past 8 years being unable to recall anything about past events even while under oath!
Federal Guidelines: Sec. 147.6 Guidance D--Sexual behavior. (a) The concern. Sexual behavior is a security concern if it involves a criminal offense, indicates a personality or emotional disorder, may subject the individual to coercion, exploitation, or duress, or reflects lack of judgment or discretion.\1\ Sexual orientation or preference may not be used as a basis for or a disqualifying factor in determining a person's eligibility for a security clearance. (b) Conditions that could raise a security concern and may be disqualifying include: (1) Sexual behavior of a criminal nature, whether or not the individual has been prosecuted; (2) Compulsive or addictive sexual behavior when the person is unable to stop a pattern or self-destructive or high-risk behavior or that which is symptomatic of a personally disorder; (3) Sexual behavior that causes an individual to be vulnerable to coercion, exploitation, or duress; (4) Sexual behavior of a public nature and/or that which reflects lack of discretion or judgment.
Having a cocaine addict with his finger on the nuclear button is not the
smartest move.
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In a survey of American women when asked, Would you sleep with President Clinton?, 86% replied "Not again!"
Q: What is Bill Clinton's definition of safe sex?
A: When Hillary is out
of town.
Q: What does Bill say to Hillary after a romantic interlude?
A: "Honey,
I'll be home in about 20 minutes."
Q: How many women does it take to satisfy Bill Clinton's sexual
appetite?
A: It Takes A Village!
Hillary is writing a new book: It Takes a Village to Keep an Eye on My Husband.
What is Hillary's next book? It Takes a Village Idiot to Believe Bill Clinton.
Q: What's the definition of an Arkansas virgin?
A: A girl that can run
faster than the Governor.
A Democrat paid 1500 dollars for a hooker and tried to write it off as a Bill Clinton campaign contribution.
Q:What will be the largest collection of pornography in the world?
A:The
Bill Clinton Presidential Library.
President Clinton was at the Washington Monument and a voice said "Go to the People", he went to the Jefferson Memorial and a voice said "Go to the People, he went to the Lincoln Memorial and a voice said "Go to Fords Theater."
Q: What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?
A: A dead
girlfriend.
The Oklahoma Senate passed a bill that would make the state the first to allow judges to order the surgical castration of sex offenders. President Clinton called it a landmark decision and announced that from now on, all fundraising in Oklahoma would be handled by Al Gore.
New Clinton Bumper Stickers
One More Whore And We Get Gore
HONK! If you had sex with the President
Kennedy = Camelot Clinton = Lie-a-lot
Clinton: We forgive you . . .Now Resign!
Al Gore: One heartthrob from the Presidency
Adultery is NOT a family value
Does character matter YET?
America needs a President Not a Predator
Bill Clinton: Commander in Heat
My President Slept with Your Honor Student
Jail to the Chief
Today kids no longer play doctor, they play President
The Clinton Creed: Take Credit Not Responsibility
If his private life doesn't matter, let him date your daughter.
As Air Force One prepares to land, the captain makes his customary
request over the loudspeaker: "Mr. President, would you please return
the stewardess to the upright position and prepare to land?"
What's the difference between Clinton and a screwdriver?
A screwdriver turns in screws, Clinton screws interns!
Did you hear that Clinton has announced there is a new national bird?
The spread eagle
A reporter asked Clinton one day, "Was Monica lying?"
Clinton responded by saying, "No, she was on her knees.
How many White House Interns does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they are to busy screwing the President.
Why is Clinton so interested in events in the Middle East?
He thinks the Gaza Strip is a topless bar.
Why does Hillary want to have sex with Bill every day at 5am?
She wants to make sure that she is the first lady.
From the law offices of Johnnie Cochrane, Esquire, here are the top
ten proposed closing arguments in the matter of United States v.
William J. Clinton:
10. If the dress aint a mess, he won't need to confess
9. The economy's great, let the White Boy skate
8. If the Bitch didn't spit, you must acquit
7. If she is not spread eagle, then it is not illegal
6. Lewinsky's a whore, and Bill's better than Gore
5. So he lied to the masses, he was just saving some asses
4. He cheats on his wife, but its his personal life
3. Bill can't tell the truth till he sees Ken Starr's proof
2. Bill is not sleazy, Lewinsky's just easy
And the number one closing argument by Johnny Cochrane:
1. If the sex is just oral, it is not really immoral
Quotes on The President
1. The reason it's always so difficult for this president to tell the
truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth is because it's
usually three different stories.....Sam Donaldson.
2. If the president could convince every women in America that the
Bible says oral sex is not adultery he'd even have my votes....Newt
Gingrich
3. What's wrong with extending my probe? The president did the same
thing...Kenneth Starr
4. The special prosecutor is asking me to give oral testimony to the
entire Grand Jury...Monica Lewinsky
5. Shouldn't the president be held to the same standard as a TV
Sportcaster....Marv Albert
6. The president should promise to spend the rest of his life trying to
find the real person who had oral sex with the intern...OJ Simpson
7. If I had to spend all day trying to find job for every bimbo who
swore she didn't have sex with the president, I'd never get any of my
own work done....Vernon Jordan
8. Practicing safe sex in the Clinton White House means making sure the
door is locked....George Stephanopoulos
9. The FBI reports less crime in the U.S. for the sixth straight year,
"It is no wonder"said one observer." All of Clinton's business
associates are either dead or in prison already."
10. One thing's for sure about Clinton... he sure doesn't neglect
domestic affairs!!!
11. Is it true that, they are changing the name of the Virgin Islands,
since Clinton's been there?
12. They should call the Clinton's White House the "New Left." I mean,
they're so far from being right about anything.
"Top Clinton Defenses:"
13. Excuse me "Your Honor," but she was on top!
14. I didn't want people to confuse me with the Pope on TV.
15. She's not THAT young. In Arkansas, the age of consent is only 16.
16. Hey, at least she's prettier than Paula Jones or Jennifer Flowers.
17. I had to show the American People that I wasn't impotent for my
second term in office.
18. I was jealous of Nixon with his "tricky Dick" nickname.
19. See, I am not a lame duck. She said I was pretty good.
20. And for those of you who remember the famous "I didn't inhale"
comes the now soon to be famous #1 "I didn't insert...."
"Top Ten Names Clinton has for his you-know-what..."
21. The White House staff.
22. His tiny advisor
23. The Nuclear Button
24. The Executive Branch
25. The Little POLLSTER
26. His Soft contribution
27. His pocket Veto
28. The Secret Servicer
29. The President Caucus
30. Little Rock
Letters to the President
Dear Bill:
As a fellow Southern Baptist, I can sympathize with your
predicament.
Although when I was president I merely lusted in my heart, I have
to admit that had I served another term, my lust might have broken
free and moved down my body.
God bless you in this time of trial.
Jimmy Carter
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Dear Bill:
OK, so I'll never be president, but at least Donna Rice was a babe!
Gary Hart
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My Dear Chap:
This is a bit of a sticky wicket, but if I were you, I should ask
that charming Jay Leno fellow to see you through. Pop onto his
show, admit that you made an ass of yourself and all will be
forgiven.
Hugh Grant
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Bill:
They entrapped me, they framed me, they caught me in a motel with
drugs and a prostitute, but I bounced back and so can you!
Bitch done set us up!
Mayor Marion Berry
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Dear Bill:
Look at the bright side. At least you weren't caught wearing
Monica's thong underwear. By the way, did you catch my sports show?
I'm back on TV for the fall.
Marv Albert
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Dear Mr. President:
You may have noticed that I'm not jumping on the impeachment
bandwagon (note: this was written a week ago). Let me assure you,
you're not the only one in Congress who thinks oral sex isn't really
sex.
Warm personal regards,
Newt
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Dear Bill:
Hang in there, pal! By the way, Kathie Lee sends Hillary her
regards and invites her to come on her show anytime.
Frank Gifford
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Dear Former Worthy Opponent:
Whoo, Boy! All I can say is, Bob Dole would never have gotten
himself into this mess. Not Bob Dole! Not before Viagra, anyway!
Bob Dole
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Dear Mr. President:
I think it's terrible what they are doing to you, and I want you
to know that if you need to get away from it all, you're welcome
to bring Buddy and stay with me on my Wonderland Ranch for as long
as you want. I'll move the Cub Scout Pack to a tent on the lawn
and you can have their room.
Michael Jackson
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Dear Fellow Sinner:
Jesus forgives you and so do I.
Rev. Jimmy Swaggart
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Dear Bill:
Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.
Jim Baker
P.S. Jessica sends regards and wants to get together with you
sometime.
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Dear Bill:
Next time (if there is a next time), don't let them get you on
tape. Big mistake!!
With sympathy,
Rob Lowe
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Dear Bill:
If I survived wanting to be a tampon, you can survive the cigar
bit. Things were grim for a while, but now it looks like I might
actually manage to marry my darling Camilla, and someday I'll be
King!
Funny how life turns out. So keep a stiff upper lip! (And relax
everything else, haha! And don't have a sense of humor)
HRH Charles Windsor, Prince of Wales
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Dear Mr. President:
We invite you to be the cover subject of our next issue.
The editors, Cigar Aficionado magazine
People have compared Clinton to Nixon -What's the one thing that President Clinton did wrong in his illicit affairs? He didn't ask Teddy Kennedy to drive the women home.
How can you tell you've just had sex with Bill Clinton? You've got Big Mac sauce and french fries in your hair, and Vernon Jordan is handling your job application.
What do Jerry Ford and Al Gore have in common? They both got promoted because of crooked dicks.
What advice did Yasar Arafat give President Clinton in their Oval Office meeting last week? "Bill....Goats don't talk!!"
Why is Clinton so interested in events in the Middle East? He thinks the Gaza Strip is a topless bar.
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm.
Kentucky Fried Chicken: Hillary Special: two fat thighs, small breast, left wing
Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. They're up in heaven, and God's sitting on the great white throne. God addresses Al first.
"Al, what do you believe in?"
Al replies, "Well, I believe I won that election, but that it was your will that I did not serve. And I've come to understand that now."
God thinks for a second and says "Okay, very good. Come and sit at my left."
God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?"
Bill replies, "I believe in forgiveness. I've sinned, but I've never held a grudge against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are held against me."
God thinks for a second and says "You are forgiven, my son. Come and sit at my right."
God then address Hillary. "Hillary, what do you believe in?"
"I believe you're in my chair."
CLINTONITIS Al Gore seems to have succumbed to a Washington disease, now reaching epidemic proportions, that is known as Clintonitis. It is a serious sickness transmitted mainly to persons who have been exposed in various ways to the President of the United States. Suicide, indictment, prison, betrayal, derision, disgrace, defeat, dismissal. There seems to be no end to the ravages of this illness. Now the latest victim, the Vice President, may be on the way to a rest home rather than the White House in the year 2000.The Baltimore Sun, March 4, 1997
We can have fairness and still provide for safe drinking water.Russian scientists will help to pay more for a very tough crime bill.
You know, tonight, this is an issue where the crime bill, longer sentences, three strikes and you're going to endanger social security.
We can't renew our leadership abroad. We have, and they say "What does your mother do for ourselves.
These tax cuts must include a deduction for all our allies and ourselves. (Applause.) This year I'll ask the people of Haiti. Applause.)
That is why I believe that a child who has a child who has a child gets more money from the inside out. the first lady has received now almost a million dollars to study stress in plants and $12 million for a long time ago We will seek to cripple the world's most productive economy for the cost of decisions we make here in Washington.
Recent studies indicate, sadly, that drug use is on the rest of my state. I served as a governor for a year while they look for new progress toward the Middle East. (Applause.) Accordingly, last night I signed an executive order that will help us to let it explode again.
I believe every person in this area last year.
When it's all said and done, it's pretty simple to me. Insurance ought to do what others said would not be punished and instead should be able to be lifted up and supported.
I hope you in Congress will return over and over again to the United States.
Record numbers of Americans go to those who choose violence; let us put our police and cut down on children.
our economic future won't graduate from college
I'm worried that important issues will be given the chance to walk to school in safety...
Our administration gave two dozen states the right choices for themselves
We believe those savings should be able to reexamine our programs? Of course, we do. Our American heritage has always been our ability to associate with people who are carrying out the death penalty.
People have to take the better angels only for natural disasters,School lunches in all our children and for every American private health insurance while they look for work. The members of Congress who is a piece of paper that says they won't lose their health care. we must remember that drugs are a force for peace and prosperity
Let's look at their feet.
In February of 1974 Hillary Rodham and other staff members of the Nixon impeachment inquiry produced a staff report on the history of impeachment (here is the full Watergate report - PDF format - 4.5 megs) which said in part: that it was a mistake to think that impeachment requires a violation of criminal law, rather it was a tool to correct corruption in office that alleged damage to the state and was "not necessarily limited to common law or statutory...crimes." Hillary wrote that impeachment was used to remove public officials who had "seriously undermined public confidence through their course of conduct." She stated that impeachment is the first step of remedial action to correct serious offenses that subvert our government and "undermine the integrity of office."
BRIBERY From the Hyde Committee's majority staff report - Count Eleven, there is substantial and credible evidence that the president may have endeavored to obstruct justice by helping Monica Lewinsky to obtain a job in New York City at a time when she would have given evidence adverse to Mr. Clinton, if she told the truth. Clinton bribed her to lie.
Bribery and perjury are in the same section of the Federal Criminal Code because the courts consider them to be equal crimes that equally subvert the judicial process. What is the difference between bribing someone to subvert justice or doing it oneself by perjury? Not only is the history and clear intent of the framers that perjury is impeachable, it is also the common law practice of Congress. Judges and the President have the same standard, indeed the identical sentence defines their impeachment -
Article II. Section 4. The President, Vice President and all the civil Officers of the United States, shall be removed from office on Impeachment for, and Conviction of, Treason, Bribery, or other high Crimes and Misdemeanors.The duty to take care is affirmative. So is the duty faithfully to execute the office. A President must carry out the obligations of his office diligently and in good faith. The duty of a President to "preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution" to the best of his ability includes the duty not to abuse his powers or transgress their limits-- not to violate the rights of citizens, for example, Paula Jones, who had a right to a fair trial. Democrats so worried about due process for Monica or Bill do not care at all about due process for Paula Jones. It shows they are hypocrits. Impeachment is for behaving in a manner grossly incompatible with the proper function and purpose of the office; and employing the power of the office for an improper purpose or gain (sex).
George Mason said
Shall any man be above justice? Above all shall that man be above it, who can commit the most extensive injustice?
"Every American lover of liberty must not violate the rule of law nor show toleration for those that do." - Abe Lincoln
We cannot define the President's character, but we must define that of the nation.
One factor you should keep in mind is that if he does not resign or the Senate does not properly remove him, the Nuremburg principle that there is a higher morality than mere formal authority may result in the armed forces removing him by force. That would indeed be a Constitutional crisis.
Nixon's Articles of Impeachment
Larry Klaman presented Judicial
Watch's report to Congress of impeachable offenses by Clinton in filegate,
travelgate and other matters.
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"Obviously, much of this irony - if we still have the right to use that word - comes at the expense of credulous liberals. The man who coldly executed Ricky Ray Lewis (who was black and retarded) is garlanded as an honorary black man by Toni Morrison, and the man who savaged Juanita Broaddrick and defamed several other truth-telling women is fawned upon by Betty Friedan and Gloria Steinem. Labor leaders embrace the favored son of Tyson foods. Those who love the downtrodden of the Third World are goggle-eyed at the friend of James Riady."
"He and his lovely wife employed paranoid and McCarthyite rhetoric when confronted with any of the above facts, and have still not offered a word of contrition to those they insulted by doing so."
"The Clinton years were a degradation of the idea of a democratic republic.
They showed us how far a president can go... There is no more shame, even
embarrassment, let alone notoriety; only celebrity."
wrote Christopher
Hitchens in the WSJ in January 2001.
Bill Clinton is white trash. He tarnished the presidency and now he is busy
tarnishing the ex-presidency.
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International Ethical Alliance - Indictment of Bill Clinton for war crimes A number of other legal complaints against Clinton for war crimes can be found at http://www.counterpunch.org/complaint.html
Dolly Kyle
Browning - probably the woman who knows Clinton best in the world, as you can
tell by her book. Bruce Lindsey threatened to "ruin" her life. She filed a
lawsuit against Clinton in July 1998 for intimidation, defamation and
violations of the RICO act. Also, in the Jones case, Clinton made up a
fictitious version of a conversation he had with her at their 1994 reunion in
which he said she was mad because Clinton had REFUSED to have sex with Dolly.
This false document got blown away by Secret Service testimony which
collaborated her version of the conversation. See her page for proof that
Clinton committed perjury on this issue, as well. Clinton admitted to her that
he is sex addicted.
Comprehensive Clinton scandal list
Clinton Unexplained Deaths List by
etherzone.com and Gennifer Flowers
Yahoo! Full Coverage - Paula Jones v. Clinton
WashingtonPost.com: Whitewater Chronology
The Clinton
Chronicles transcript, Part 1
The Clinton Chronicles
transcript, Part 2
The Clinton Chronicles
transcript, Part 3
Senate Subcommittee's -- SPECIAL INVESTIGATION of Campaign 1996 Abuses. The Thompson Committee.
The American Spectator magazine.
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