The mangled mix of English/Japanese found on 90% of the labels of products in Japan.

There are NO typos here.  Every word is exactly as written by some ad executive or store owner.

Attached to a (guess what?) in an auto parts store:
Flont Fror Mat

On a soft drink cooler:
BIG HOLIDAY
A long weekend of festive fun.
Go away with a good.

A subway advertisement:
Boys be dericious

Automobile goods packaging:
High quality accessory for flavor driving

A fishing pole package:
"For Curtis" is an inspirational cheer in support
of all the anglers who have kept
that secret point from their childhood clear
in their mind and close to their heart.

On the cover of a loose-leaf notebook:
This is the most
comfortable notebook
you have ever run into.

On a hot water dispenser:
Take a rest just tea time: Table Handy Pot

On a handkerchief gift box:
Simple dream
Especial heart whole
Message for you...

On a pencil case:
It's bits world
Let's get along with my bits

A store name:
She's Seat

Beauty parlor name:
She Is See

A clothing tag:
An Artificial
flower has blooms
all seasons.
We life with flowers
is simply a
dream of delight

On a cake box:
Hearty message
Sweet Whisper Time
The wind whispers softly,
the flowers whispers sweetly, the earth smiling joyously,
Here the tender colors is overflowing,
in peaceful cooperation.

On a spare tire cover:
The Main Stream of our Days is in the style.
That is simple and traditional.

On a box of chocolates:
Once upon a time, there lived an extremely pretty
girl with the chestnut colored hair.
At one night, when the sky was so clear and bright
by the shining stars, she opened the window in a
dreamy state of mind and found an exceedingly beautiful bird
took its perch. "I am the Prince of the Castle stood
over there", it said, and "Longing to meet you make me
become a bird and fly over here to see you. However,
I have to return to that castle immediately and that
I shall leave to you gifts of all my heart." No sooner
had this emerald colored bird flown back in the sky,
the stars twinkled until then, started to fall down,
radiantly on after another, into the hands of the girl,
which were altered to the abundant sweets. The only
star remaind in the sky is said to be still shining
as the "Blue Star", near the Castle standing over there.

On a spare tire cover:
Whenever and everywhere, we can meet our Best
Friend-Nature. Take a grip of steering.

On a cake box:
Fresh cake
Being fresh is everything to nice cake,
However, fresh taste and scent are easily
Affected.
So taste before it may be too late.

On a shopping bag:
INNOCENCE SPACE
What's new How is the world treating you
You haven't changed a bit
Lovely as ever
I must admit What's new
how did that romance come through
We haven't met since then
Gee, but it's nice to see you again

On a pencil case:
Dashing
For this people will pile
days and days of vigourous practice.

On a school bag:
There are wilderness on the ground
Higuma is the most fierce wild animal in Hokkaido.
It usually inhabits in the mountian but sometimes
Goes down to countryside for food
Before and after hibernation.
When you make a sound such as a bell, it runaway
Unless you don't run into it, it will do no harm to you.
It has less habitat and is hunted
Indiscriminately by human been.
Because we are a part of nature
Cut it out if it's bad for nature

On a pair of hair clippers:
Quick forming hair-cutter whenever you like.

A pencil case:
He always stays
near you and steals in your mind
to lead you into a good situation

On a the lid of a cookie can:
This is a door into the world filled with
a great many flowers. Here, all the flowers
are varied and different from others, as there
is nobody but has the same face. The flowers repeat
themselves to be out vividly, gone beautifully
and re-born one after another. The world full
of bright energy will certainly give one
feel a comfort for a while.

On a garment tag:
Uptight
Lovin'u is easy' cause you're
Beautiful makin love with
U is all i wanna do

A golf resort name:
Green Feel Golf Club

A men’s jacket tag:
Just what you hoped for
DOG HOUSE
THIS IS IT!
NO OTHER CHOICE
This type has been produced in our pursuit of humanity.
This power has be resulted from our consideration human love.
WITH POWER
New Ideas Steady Clothing
Proposal to new generations.

Inside a video shop:
This is the space where we can be willing to coming.

On a variety goods shop bag:
Live together with interior.
We have abundant original for your enjoy life coordination.
We, life design shop blue house,
give aid to your self principle life style.

On a toiletries bag:
Lettuce go out and have a fun.

The name of a Japanese car:
We've

On the cover of a photo album:
We are thinking that "How to management" is more important
than "What for sell". We want to realize that is "It's well that!"
that is our opinion.

On a bread store awning:
All the best pain.
Paris Breast

A notebook:
This notebook is well bound with auto matic excellentic machine. makes you
demonstrate your youth and pride. Get acquainted with it. and you'll start a
relationship that will last a lifetime.
A happy present from the earth