Ha! So, you come here seeking the Evil Overlord List? Well, all my forces abandoned this site long ago. I've merely left this page as a decoy to lure those who seek my ruin. And the plan worked perfectly. Now you're stuck here to rot forever, and you will never discover ..
 
 

[Memo to self: If I set up a decoy to trick the hero, never leave blatant clues to the real location lying around for him to find.]