The Japanese Pizza Catastrophe!?
Nah! You're Just in the Twilight Zone!

Warning!! Kids: Don't Try This at Home!!

 
ALL-STAR SEAFOOD: Smoked salmon, green asparagus, shrimp, squid (!!),  green pepper, dried fish flakes, onion, extra-cheese.

 
BASILICO DEL MARE: Scallop balls, mushroom, onion, roman tomato, extra cheese. Tomato sauce replaced with green basil sauce.

 
GET'S: Garlic Chunks, fresh mushrooms (triple), crushed tomatoes, bacon bits, sausage slices, pepperoni, shoulder bacon, corn, green peppers, parsley, black pepper, parmesan cheese. They offer you the choice of three extra bonus toppings, including entire chicken HALVES!

 
POTATO HUMBERG: Chunks of ground beef, crushed potato (read: tater tots), onion, corn, green pepper, and meat sauce.

 
IDAHO SPECIAL: Potato chunks, sliced bacon, onion, corn, parsley, black olive, mayonnaise (!!), double cheese.

 
KARAMARI FRITTI: squid, green peppers, red peppers, onion, black olives, green chili sauce, double cheese.

 
KIMICHI BACON:  Kimchi (fermented, killer-spicey Korean cabbage ), bacon, nila, double cheese.

 
MAYO JAGA: Mayonnaise, potato, green peppers, onion, CORN, crispy bacon, extra cheese.

 
SEA FOOD SPECIAL: squid, shrimp, tuna, broccoli, onion, mayonnaise, double cheese.

 
SQUID INK PIZZA: Oh, this is the grossest!! In these pizzas, the tomato sauce is replaced with a black-as-sin squid ink sauce.  Squid ink looks terrible, tastes nasty and stains your mouth black. Don't those shrimp look to you like they're still moving around?? I can't look at this any more!
Hungry??  Not!!  That's not the HALF of it!  Those are only the ones we found with pictures!  Here is a semi-complete list of typical, everyday, normal pizza toppings that Japanese do not think is odd in the least:
Squid 
Salmon 
Dried Flakes Of Fish 
Green Asparagus (as opposed to . . . . ?) 
Broccoli 
Eel  (that's it! there went lunch!)
Spiced Ginger
Kimchi 
Teriyaki Chicken 
Raisins		 Corn 
Mayonnaise 
Spaghetti 
Cabbage Curry 
Seaweed 
Egg Yolk 
Curry Powder 
Entire Chicken Breast
Cod Roe 		 Tater Tots
Boiled Welsh Onions 
Jalapeno Peppers 
Tuna 
Shrimp 
Parsley 
Scallops
Spinach 
Eggplant

Where did I keep that bottle of pink stuff in the bathroom? 
You go on ahead without me.  After some anti-barf-o-rama medication, I'll catch up later.

 
Oh! Wait a second! One more thing!

Look who is doing a Japanese pizza commercial!! John Kricfalusi, the animator of the wildly gross, disgusting and hilarious Ren and Stimpy cartoons!  Hey! If Sylvester Stallone and Madonna can do Japanese booze commercials (for giga-bucks!), why not John K??  If you're a Ren and Stimpy fan, you HAVE to see this. 

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