Whatcha Gonna Do When They Come For You?
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Mike Meloon (Narimasu '61) delves into a dusty, forgotten box, hidden in the recesses of the attic, and brings forth 39 year-old photos .. and his recollections of growing up in Tokyo.
Actually I found very few shots of our "escapades" - I think
that even then I was smart enough to not keep any incriminating evidence
around. Here are some long-ago photos of some Washington Heights
landmarks .. and a few stories imbedded in my memory:
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My mother had given me a bag lunch and
a dime or whatever for a glass of milk. Now remember, first day and I didn't
know a single soul so, naturally, had no one to sit with at lunch.
I bought a glass of milk and sat alone at a table eating my sandwich. After a while, I took a sip of milk and almost threw up! It was the worst tasting stuff I had ever encountered! I spit part of it back into the cup and threw the rest of it out, thinking that it must have been spoiled. What I didn't know, and there was no one to tell me, was that it was "reconstituted" milk, mixed up from powder, and was the only kind of milk we ever had in Japan. I had never had any - and studiously avoided milk for the rest of my time in Japan (this may explain some of the other things I drank while I was there). |
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Shoji: paper screens, mostly used as doors, but yuppified as decoration in the U.S. | Tatami mats - the size of a Japanese room is measured by how many will fit inside. | Fusuma: fabric-covered doors that can be removed to make a larger room. |
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I'm sure you remember that the two big festivals in Japan were New Year's and Obon, which I seem to recall occurs during the summer, but I can't remember the occasion unless it simply off-sets the New Year's festival in winter.
[Ed. note: a(nother) digression
from Mike's story as an excuse to show some Obon pictures.
That definitely was a party, and we took every opportunity to enjoy Japanese,
as well as American holidays! Kampai!]
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[Ed. note: now back to Mike's
story ..]
Now for some background and reminders. You may recall that young Japanese loved to vandalize American cars - this was long before "keying" became popular - they used to break off the radio antenna or, better yet, steal a hubcap to hang on their wall. |
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You may also remember "cracker balls" which were pea-sized paper balls that had small amounts of gunpowder in them and they would explode like a charge in a cap pistol when you threw them against a wall or the street or stepped on them. The usual use of these balls was to place several under the legs of a desk at school so when someone sat down there would be several sharp reports. Big laugh all around. | |
Another purpose was to take them with you to the movie theater along with a slingshot and fire them at the screen during the show. More hilarity, but very dangerous since you were in possession of an incriminating object (the slingshot). It was fun watching the ushers race up and down the side aisles, trying to figure out who was responsible. | |
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The final thing you have to know is that my family's Japanese maid was the local equivalent of "going steady" with the policeman on the beat around our neighborhood. My father also was a favorite around the local Koban (police station), since he would distribute bottles of whiskey and cartons of cigarettes several times a year, thus ensuring close attention being paid to our particular block. |
One year at Obon, with the family car parked out on the street, my father was determined to outwit the vandals. He bought a double handful of cracker balls and sprinkled them on the street around our car just before going to bed. About 1:30 in the morning, there was the sound of cracker balls exploding in the street. |
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My parents' and my bedrooms shared a second floor balcony which overlooked the street. My father and I dashed onto the balcony to observe an obviously very intoxicated man hunkering down by our car tire trying to wrestle off a hubcap. |
My father hollered at him; whereupon, he dropped to his stomach and began crawling slowly away from the car. Dad picked up a flower pot (complete with flower) from the sill and launched it across the street where it hit the wall of the house opposite us and clay shards, dirt, etc. showered down on this poor fellow. At this point he jumped up, raised his hands over his head and shouted, IN ENGLISH, "No Shoot!!" Obviously a war veteran. | |
Dad then heard a noise over the side of the balcony in our yard. When he looked, he could see someone crouching just inside our gate!! He picked up another flower pot and was just about ready to drop it right on the fellow's head when he stood up and it was the local cop on our beat!! | The cop raced out and collared the miscreant and proudly held him until my father and I, along with our maid to translate, arrived in the street. The cop was quite proud of himself for making the arrest and wanted to run him in. |
Dad looked at the poor drunken soul in front of
him,
who could barely stand up, and decided that he just didn't want all the trouble of prosecuting, paperwork, etc. So he reached out, turned the fellow around quickly three times and gave him a shove down the street - where he wandered off and was never seen again. The cop wasn't happy, but his ego was salved the next day with some kind words and an extra ration of whiskey and cigarettes. |
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A funny thing, about five years ago my younger sister and her husband visited Japan at the invitation of some Japanese they had befriended here in the US. I gave her a map of the main streets around our house and, with the help of her friends, found it STILL STANDING! Of course, all the buildings around it that had been one- and two-story when we were there, had all disappeared and been replaced with 6, 8 and 10 story apartment buildings. |
Now here's one on you, Jazzbo. I recall a time when you decided it would be a good idea to form a "gang," with yourself as the leader, of course, and you recruited six or eight of us unwary souls. We were to be known as "The Barons," and went so far as to have shirts made at the BX tailor with the gang "name" embroidered on them. Unfortunately, our timing was inappropriate, since at least half of the school, including most of the sports jocks, chose this time to form their own group which they called .. | The Barons
vs. The Fraternity
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"The Fraternity," and they must have had over fifty members. As soon as they noticed our little group, they couldn't wait for a face-to-face encounter. I remember a night soon after when you, wearing your shirt, in a marvelous show of bravado, strolled toward the Teen Club. As soon as you were spotted, it was the hounds |
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and the hare, and the only
thing that saved you was your
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Speaking of gangs, I left Tokyo in the summer of 1960, but found myself back there several years later for a brief visit. I wandered down near the old Ebisu train station to a particular Pachinko parlor where I had spent many a profitable hour. I started chatting with one of the workers who spoke marginally more English than I did Japanese and casually mentioned that I had been one of a "gang" of Americans who frequented the area in years past. |
The next thing I knew I was being politely ushered to an upstairs room, served tea and cakes, while we apparently waited for something (or someone). It finally dawned on me that although I used the word "gang" in the American meaning of a group of people who simply hung out together, they had apparently applied a different meaning to the term, and had probably sent off for one of the local Yakuza boys to come and see what rival gang was horning in on their turf. | |
Once this realization sank in, I quickly thanked everyone for their hospitality and departed the scene faster than Jazzbo before the Fraternity. See ya!! | ||
Of course, as I remember my years in old Edo, I was somewhat unassuming, soft-spoken, quiet, well-behaved and respectful toward superiors. | Other people may have different recollections, but I suspect they
are simply still envious.
Mike |
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