Japan Leads the World in Useful Inventions

After acquiring a boyfriend, Keiko found a whole new use for her vibrator!	Click on the picture to  view a larger version.	Japanese women have been convinced by advertisers that men are attracted to women whose eyeballs are scented with perfume.  ..
Soba shop owners have found that wafting the smell of their food into the street brought in more customers. Problems arose with the invention, however, when several units sucked instead of blew, the soba hit the fan and everyone was covered with noodle bits. Yes, the bits hit the fan.	Click on the picture to  view a larger version.	"Not only will this help my nasal congestion, but I think I've finally found help for my stomach flu problem, if I reverse this hat."
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For those women who believe one can never be too careful out in public, introducing the full body condom.  Unfortunately, the serial gropers on the trains have countered this invention with tactics of their own .. tiny battery-powered heat lamps that melt holes large enough to get their hands in.	Click on the picture to  view a larger version.	Farting on the train in Japan is considered a capital offense. Although little publicized, public execution by hanging has recently been introduced, and is often carried out in subways, where the offenses occurred, to deter potential offenders.  The Ministry of Trains reported farts per 100,000 riders down to a miniscule .005% this past quarter. ..
Hat sign translation: "My name is Mariko, and I have narcolepsy. PLEASE THROW ME OFF THE TRAIN WHEN WE GET TO SHINJUKU!" The hat also doubles as a handy unstopper at train station benjos.	Click on the picture to  view a larger version.	Akiyoshi, like many Japanese men, tended to become just a little more involved than is normally considered healthy when it came to caring for his son. He was also responsible for breaking the wa at work for refusing to remove them in meetings.

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