Judged By The Company One Keeps.....

One night in late October....
When I was far from sober......
Returning with my load......
With oh such pride........
My feet began to stutter..so I lay down in the gutter....
And pig came near and lay down by my side.
A lady passing by was heard to say :
"You can tell a man who boozes by the company he chooses"

And the pig got up and slowly walked away......

Subject: Draw A Pig Personality Inventory

DON'T CHEAT!!

On a blank piece of paper draw a pig. Then scroll down and read the interpretation of your pig!!
Draw your pig first! And don't look at the next part until you are done!
It won't be fun if you look first.






YOU'RE CHEATING! DRAW THE FRIGGIN PIG!!!





The pig serves as a useful test of the personality traits of the drawer. If the pig is drawn:
* Toward the top of the paper, you are positive and optimistic. * Toward the middle, you are a realist.
* Toward the bottom, you are pessimistic, and have a tendency to behave negatively.
* Facing left, you believe in tradition, are friendly, and remember dates (birthdays, etc.)
* Facing right, you are innovative and active, but don't have a strong sense of family, nor do you remember dates.
* Facing front (looking at you), you are direct, enjoy playing devil's advocate and neither fear nor avoid discussions.
* Facing rear. Hmmm, when did you last visit a pyschologist?? * With many details, you are analytical, cautious, and distrustful.
* With few details, you are emotional and naive, you care little for details and are a risk-taker.
* With less than 4 legs showing, you are insecure or are living through a period of major change.
* With 4 legs showing, you are secure, stubborn, and stick to your ideals.
* The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are. The bigger the better.
* The length of the tail indicates the quality of your love life!!!! (And again more is better! Doesn't it go without saying?)

OK, who didn't draw a tail?

Hollywood is very cruel

from Don't Eat Your Pets

"My favourite animal these days has got to be that pig from Babe . This is a cute movie, but I have some reservations as to whether making it was humane for the animal. I have no doubt that the pig was treated humanely during the movie, but I think it's going to be a little hard on the pig now that the movie is out and the fame has gone to his head.

I mean, sure, he's a big star now, but it's going to be difficult for him to find good pig roles in the future. And he's always going to be competing pretty fiercely for what roles there are with that "Gordie" pig, too. You just know they already avoid each other at Spago's. Maybe someone will make a movie of Orwell's Animal Farm , and both pigs can work together -- although I'm not sure "Babe" has the range to play a heavy. Maybe Star Trek Voyager can land on the talking pig planet.

But I think that pig is going to be stuck making an endless series of Babe sequels, playing the same character over and over again until he's too old and bald to do it. That pig is going to be like Roger Moore. Hollywood is very cruel".