The Chronicles of Galahad:
As you know, Neil Sweetman has sent one of his girls over to my
house to be Gala's girlfriend for a while. Dana is a well-behaved lady
so far, and things here are ever the circus.
Dana: [exploring new surroundings] What's that? *lick* Gala: [following Dana like a lovesick puppy] Why are you looking behind the baby cage? Dana: [entering gap behind cage] What's in here? Gala: [sitting in front of the gap] Aren't I lovely? Dana: [exiting gap, now batting blinds] What's out there? Gala: [entering gap and coming back out] Why were you looking in here? There is nothing here. This is the toilet! <demonstrates a poop> See? Cat: [hollering to paul] Poop! Paul: [hollering to cat] How come I always get the poop back there? Cat: [hollering to paul] Coz you skinny, white boy. Get the POOP! Dana: [leaping to rocking chair, trampling Cat's childhood dolls] What's this soft stuff? *stomp* Gala: [obediently trotting to rocker] Aren't I handsome? Dana: [placing front hands atop wall unit drawers] Is this a ladder? Gala: [cooing] Don't I make you quiver in excitement? Dana: [leaping to wall unit] Can I land here? [...falling...] Guess not. Get outta my way! [nudges Galahad] Gala: Oh! She TOUCHED me! <little hearts oozing from his tympanums now> Dana: [patting speakers] Can I climb that? Gala: [rubbing vent along carpet as he follows Dana] Wanna see my pores? Dana: [leaping to sit atop record player, effectively slowing down the Rolling Stones to a screeeeeeeennnrgh!] I thought this was supposed to be a carousel? Cat: PAUL! DANA! OH NO! Paul: [running from kitchen] Oh no!!! DANA! Galahad: Oh Dana....<bliss> [Cat slowly approaches Dana and removes her from the record and inspects her toes, Paul inspect the Stones.] Cat: Dana! Don't DO that! <to Paul> Your own fault ,fool, for not putting the cover back on the thing! Paul: But Gala never goes there! Cat: He used to til he wrecked that other Rolling Stones. Now he's learned better. Dana is exploring -- we gotta guard the stuff better! She could get hurt or the Stones could get dead! Dana: Who ARE these people? What's wrong with my feet? Why are you looking at my feet!? Gala: [licking Dana's tail] Aren't I cuuuuute? Can I see your feet? Hold your tail? Dana: Don't do that! <nudge> Pervert! A foot freak and tail perv! Sheesh! Gala: Oh! She touched me again! <swoon> Wanna feel my belly? I'm soft. How about my armpits? Those are soft too. Clyde to Lucy: He's getting weirder and weirder. Lucy to Clyde: Yeah, but at least we get the heat pads! Cat to Paul: He's getting weirder and weirder. Paul to Cat: Yeah but at least he is not biting our feet this year! Dana to Gala: Boy, you are weird! Gala to Dana: <little hearts leaking from his tympanums again> Wanna feel my bulges?
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