This is a computer program written in Perl.

open(SNOT,"shit.htm");      # open a file named shit.htm as handle SNOT
while(<SNOT>)         # read the file record by record
 {
  @x=split(" ");            # split each line into the words seperated  by spaces
   $k=0;                    # set k to 0
   for ($i=0;$i<$#x;$i++)# loop thru each word on the line
    {
     if ($x[$i] =~ /http/i) #if the word contains the letters http (any case)
      {
        print "$x[$i]\n";   #print the word
        $k=$k+1;            # add 1 to words found
      }
    }
 }

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