"It's not a vernacular, it's a derby."
-Curly-

"Now I'm telling the computer exactly what it can do with a lifetime supply of chocolate."
From Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

"I'd like to quit the Army."
"Why are you a pacifist?"
"No sir, I'm a coward."
From Monty Python's Flying Circus

The three worst things to hear in the cockpit:
The second officer says, "Oh shit!"
The first officer says, "I have an idea!"
The captain say, "Hey, watch this!"
-Annonymous-

"Mom...Mary Grace is making fun of me, Subtly!"
-Peter-

"Modern cloning technology should make it possible for me to have my own pet Terri Hatcher."
-Blaise-

"Oh! I got a thing, to get a free thing, at free things!"
-MG-

"But I can't read!"
-Peter-

"Mary Grace, you're not just a smart ass. You're a genius ass."
-Felicity-

"Hey Mary Grace. Do you know if Mom's meat slicer still works?"
-Felicity-

"Hey! Get out of my refrigerator!"
-Mom-

"Madam, I may be drunk, but you're ugly.
Tomorrow I'll be sober, but you'll still be ugly."
-Winston Churchill-

"Damn the Constitution! The people want their coal!"
-President Theodore Roosevelt-

'It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done;
it is a far, far better rest I go to than I have ever known.'
-Sydney Carton-
A Tale of Two Cities
By Charles Dickens

And when he gets to Heaven to St. Peter he will tell
"One more Marine reporting Sir. I've served my time in Hell."
-Guadalcanal, 1942-

"You're under arrest."
"For what?!"
"For being stupid!"
-Cop to suspect-
From an Episode of COPS filmed in Tennessee

"You have the right to remain silent. I advise that you use it!!"
-Cop to loud unruly suspect-
From an Episode of COPS

"And wars are not won by those who say: "Screw it."
"They are won by the men who decide they can do it."
-Chief to a Discouraged Rookie-
From The Discouraged Policeman
-Author Unknown-

"In the abundance of water, a fool is thirsty."
-Bob Marley-

"The first time I ever saw a jet, I shot it down."
-General Chuck Yeager, USAF-
-Describing his first confrontation with a Me262-

"Like Switzerland they're neutral, but they shoot everybody."
-Pittsburg Cop's comment on Drug Addicts-
From an Episode of COPS Filmed in Pittsburg, 1992

"Our research shows that most people who run from the police are just stupid."
-Unknown-
Taken from High Speed Pursuit: Justice on the Road

"Pursuit driving is the most dangerous police driving. We have to be aware of other vehicles on the road.
Including the idiot who's running from us."
-Minnesota Police Pursuit instructor-

"The best intentions... Some of the worst things imaginable have been done with the best intentions."
-Dr. Grant-
From Jurassic Park III

"Nothing in the world is so exhilarating as to be shot at without result."
-Winston Churchill-

"If my husband ever met a woman on the street who looked like the women in his paintings, he would faint."
-Mrs. Pablo Picasso-

"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else."
-Will Rogers-

"Be nice to people on your way up because you might meet 'em on your way down."
-Jimmy Durante-

"It is not our abilities that show what we truely are. It is our choices."
-Dumbledore-
From Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

To be nobody-but-yourself -- in a world which is doing its best,
night and day, to make you everybody else -- means to fight the hardest
battle which any human being can fight; and never stop fighting.
-ee cummings-

"The world breaks everyone and afterward many are stronger at the broken places."
-Ernest Hemingway-

"Despite everything, I believe that people are really good at heart."
-Anne Frank-

"If this thing doesn't come out right, don't worry about me, I'm just going on higher."
-Lt Col Michael Anderson-
Mission Specialist Space Shuttle Columbia

"If I were a pharmacist, I'd use drugs."
-Matt-

"I have a headache...I wish narcotics were legal for purchase."
-Matt-

"Can I sign it Santa Claus?"
-Stacy-

"I wish eggs could have eggs."
-Alison-

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