Stranger than Fiction

"I contend that if everyone tried to see the comedy in their lives and share it, the world would be a far better place."
-James Collier

I immediately ripped off this idea and put the funny happenings of my life onto this page. And if you like this, you'll love Starts With So written by my friend Craig. And there's always the page that started it all, An Entirely Other Day although Mr. Knauss has sadly long since abandoned the supahcool format.

9/9/01

Over dinner, this* is what we decided would be better for all parties involved:

*The Mountain Time Zone should secede from the union. This new country will be called Mountania and will be able to create broadcasting networks that will represent their time zone. Mountania gets to keep all the kickass national parks, the Grand Canyon, and Las Vegas.

*Arizona and Minnesota should switch places. Minnesota will gain the (newly created) Minnesota Iced Tea company as well as the Minnesota Jeans label. Arizona gets a whole bunch of lakes.

*Arizona should then join forces with Quebec and secede from both respective unions to form their own country, Quebecizona. (Or Aribec?) Quebec finally gets to become independent from Canada, but has to respect Arizona's unique choice of Time Zone.

*North Dakota, unhappy with the images associated with the word "North," should either change its name to "New Arizona," an unpronouncable symbol, or a system of claps.

Associated with these changes would be a rise in blackmarket corn and illegal mountain time broadcasts, but we're willing to accept/get rich off that.