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Marilyn Monroe's Little Red Diary
This diary could have been found if people had looked in the right place.
When the surgeon came to see his blonde patient on the
day after her operation, she asked him somewhat hesitantly just
how long it would be before she could resume her sex life.
"Uh, I hadn't really thought about it.," replied
the stunned surgeon. "You're the first one to ever ask that
after a tonsillectomy."
"Hello?" the blonde responded answering the
phone. Hearing no response, she repeated, "Hello?"
"I'll bet you want me to come over and take you into
the bedroom, undress you, lick you from head to toe, and then
make mad passionate love to you until dawn." the male voice
whispered.
"Scheesch ! You're good." she replied. "You
mean you can tell all that from two hellos?"
A blonde arrived for her first golf lesson and the pro asked her to take a swing at a ball to see how she'd do. The blonde did so and completely duffed the shot. The pro said, "Your swing is good but you're gripping the club too hard - grip the club gently as you would your husband's penis." The blonde took another shot and nailed the ball 275 yards straight down the fairway. The pro said "That was excellent!! Let's try it again only this time take the club out of your mouth."
Have you heard about the abortion clinic for blondes?
It has a yearlong waiting list!
A blonde goes into a telegram office to send a message to her
mother who is visiting relatives overseas. The man tells her it
will be $300. She exclaims, "I don't have any money, but
I would do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother!!!"
To that the man asks, "Anything??"
And the blonde says, "Yes, anything!!"
With that, the man says, "Follow me."
He takes her into the next room and tells her, "Come
in and close the door."
She does.
He then says, "Get on your knees."
She does.
He then says, "Take down my zipper."
She does.
He then says, "Go ahead, take it out." With that
she takes it out and takes hold of it with both hands.
The man then says, "Well, go ahead!"
She brings her mouth closer to it, and while holding it close
to her lips, she says,
"Hello...Mom?"
A blonde decided to commit suicide by hanging herself from
a tree in the park. A few days later, a man was walking his dog
and spotted her hanging from the tree. He asks the blonde what
she is doing and she replies, "I'm hanging myself."
"You're supposed to put the noose around your neck,
not your waist," said the onlooker. "I tried that,"
replied the blonde, "but I couldn't breathe.
Why do blondes like blonde jokes?
'Cause they make them feel famous!
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