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--gateway to the rest of this site.

See the splash screen we'd use as our front page
if we didn't care about your browser-loading comfort.

Spend some time reading my life story.
Some of it is even true.

Take a trip over to Termite Terrace
and view my animations.

Read some of my writing in The Scrap Heap
and learn why The New Yorker
keeps rejecting my stuff.

See some of my wonderful family pictures
in the Family Album.

Take a trip through the realms of the weird
in Halloweenland.

Great ideas whose times have not arrived:
High Concepts.

Finish up with a quiet stroll through The Gallery.
They didn't tell you about this
in Art Appreciation.

off-site link: take a look at what's happening
in science class these days
and get some help
on your writing assignments.

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