Muffin's Bide-a-Wee
Co-starring Kooky Carmen and Charmin' Chi Chi

Muffin
Grab a cup of coffee or a glass of your favorite spirits, kick off your shoes, make yourself at home, and spend a few minutes reading the fabulous, thrilling, heartwarming, and last but not least, illustrated story of the life and times of Me, Me, Me, Me, ME! .....Okay, okay, (Yikes!) AND my (insignificant, but extremely pushy) pals, Carmen and Chi Chi.

Chi Chi
Carmen

S.T.'s Muffin Cherub (Muffin, a.k.a. Muffy, Muppy, Muppledeedun, Mupplestiltskin, Tubby, Devil Dog, Chubbawumba, Spawn of Satan, Gassy Gertie, Fannie Farts-Alot, Toot-Toot-Tootsie, etc.) was born December 11, 1998. She came to take over our household on Sunday, January 31, 1999. Resident canines, Carmen and ChiChi, had already been softened up to the idea of another dog, specifically a puppy, by visits from my daughter, Shannon's, Chinese Pug Odo. Muffin made her household CEO status clear from the beginning, but practices a sort of benign tyranny unless challenged. She quickly learned the layout of the house and the location of the food jar and her toys. Having a somewhat diva-ish temperament, though, she found it constraining to have only certain things designated as "chew toys", preferring to think of anything she can get her mouth around (and, in the case of the sofa, a few things she can't actually get her mouth 'around') as falling into that broad category. It's obvious how her philosophy opens up the possibilities, isn't it? She considers Carmen her best bud and ChiChi a really fun guy to chase (he just can't seem to figure out that if he would stand up to her the way Carmen does, he wouldn't have to be constantly on the run). She's a joker and a clown and has such a happy, sunny disposition that everyone who meets her loves her. But don't tell her that. She likes to think of herself as a lean, mean fighting machine and takes a serious approach to the proposition that she rules the world. She's totally in the dark as to why everyone else won't just happily let her boss them around.

"Okay, I have a squishy face. And your point?"
7 weeks old

"She's such a squirmy worm!"
Christy and Muffin
7 weeks old

"The hot dog in Hollywood this year is the comely Bulldog, seen here on Rodeo Drive with equally-hot young starlet Stephanie"
Stephanie and Muffin
7 weeks old

"And I'm supposed to do WHAT in this wet, nasty grass?"
7 weeks old

"Okay, I'll marry you when I grow up, but I'm going to be 4 times your size. Do you have a plan? Do you have a ladder?"
Stephanie, Shannon (holding Odo and Muffin), and Christy
7 weeks old

Muffin, doing her 5 minute version of "See what a good girl I CAN be?"
9 weeks old

"Now I lay me down to sleep... where's my ball, can I have a drink of water, will you stay with me just till I go to sleep?"
9 weeks old

"Am I cute, or what?"
9 weeks old

"Sheesh! You'd think I have fleas or something."
Carmen and Muffin
9 weeks old

The end of another perfect day.
Carmen and Muffin
9 weeks old

Busted!
ChiChi and Muffin
9 weeks old

"I was jus' sittin' here bein' good. HE did it."
ChiChi and Muffin
9 weeks old

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