Kansas Outlaws Practice Of Evolution

The Onion

Kansas Outlaws Practice Of Evolution

TOPEKA, KS—Any living being that undergoes genetic modification favoring survival could face jail time under the new law.

CERTAINLY THAT MUST ALSO INCLUDE ANY GENETIC MODIFICATION THAT IMPEDES LIFE!

NEW LAW BANNING EVOLUTION IN KANSAS OUTLAWS COAL-FIRED POWER PLANTS!

  1. Coal-mercury toxins cause genetic modification from fetal damage to mental retardation.
  2. Coal-emissions tamper with natural God-given life causing genetic modification.
  3. Solar Electricity is the most Benign, Natural and LEGAL Electricity Choice in Kansas.

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