2. You call annoying people who always ask for your phone number "Pendrell".
3. You like to answer your cellular phone by saying your last name.
4. You clame that your house is a "hot spot" and your clocks are always 9 minutes behind.
5. On of your hobbies is to plaster pictures of ufos around your room or office.
6. Whenever guests come over your apartment they mysteriously cannot locate your room or they have never seen it.
7. You avoid eating fried chicken at KFC or other places that serve it. Also you never eat at any restuarants or eat any meat products that bear the name "Chaco".
8. You have begged your parents for Christmas or have a black full length trench coat.
9. You label your school folders as "case file: science", "case file: math" and so on.
10. You like to publish peices of work secretly using the monogram of your name.
11. Your neighbor asks you to watch the dog for the weekend and when you lose it, you tell your neighbor you were walking by a lake when a crocodile ate, but it might of been the loch ness monster.
12. You secretly watch people at the air port through your compact miror.
13. When at hard ware stores you look for those $200 long black flashlights and then when you get it home you write FBI down the side with white out.
14. When called down to the principal's office, you notic there are cigaretted butts in his ashtray you are convinced he is working with CancerMan in a plot to take you down.
15. You are certain that the neighbor next door who lives in a trailer and has scars behind his ears was ubducted by aliens.
16. When ever someone asks you if you were scared about something you reply, "I didn't spend all those years playing Dungeons and Dragons and not learn anything".
17. One of the many objects found in your purse is a bag of ice tea.
18. You tend to say "bleep" or "bleeping" instead of swear words.
19. You and your friends practice passing mysterious packages in the hallways of your school acting as unsuspicious as you can.
20. When a murder happens in your neighborhood you call upon the stupendious Yappy.
21. You try to stay up all night just to see how it feels to never sleep.
22. You give your girlfriend a key chain for her birthday.
23. You give your boyfriend a sports video for his birthday.
24. You feture the fluke costume for Halloween.
25. You claim that you were ubducted by aliens and that you saw Samantha.
26. You ask your doctor to check if you have a alien metal tracking device at the base of your spine at checks ups.
27. You pick up a guy or girl by admiring his or hers tattoo.
28. Your idea of a vacation is a trip to Vancouver to the X-Files set.
29. Your second idea of a vacation is to go to Graceland and while there you buy a pair of those funky looking orange glasses that Mulder bought.
30. You pretend to do a autopsy on Aunt Ednas' cassarole, and make note on your tape recorder, while your family stares at you.