1.Why do we need a drivers license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
2.Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
3.Why are there interstates in Hawaii?
4.Why are there flotation devices under the seats of planes instead of parachutes?
5.Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited?
6.Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?
7.How does the guy who drives a snowplow get to work?
8.If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
9.If a cow laughs, does milk come out of it's nose?
10.If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they get Teflon to stick to the pan?
11.Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM?
12.If you are driving at the speed of light and turn on your headlights, what happens?
13.Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
14.Why is bra singular and panties plural?
15.Why is it when you transport something by car it's called shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo.
16.You know that indestructable black box used on airplanes; why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
17.Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
18.Why are they called apartments, whey they are all stuck together?
19.What does Geranimo say when he jumps out of a plane?
20.If a Fire Fighter fights fires, and a Crime Fighter fights crime, what does a Freedom Fighter fight?
21.If con is oppisite of pro, is congress opposite of progress?
22.If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?
23.If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the "terminal"?
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