Official Disclaimer for all contents of Dave Matthews Band Pages contained within the address of http://www.oocities.org/southbeach/boardwalk/7508

1. If you are at all offended by any part of the Dave Matthews Band section, then it can be taken that the interpretations by either the viewing, or the authoring party may have been misconstrued as being harmful or ill-willed to a third party. If this case should arise, it is then suggested that the former viewing party smash their computer to bits and pieces. See also
   item #4.
2. Any interpretations herein are merely those of my own contemplation, and those which are listed within the pages of the aforementioned internet hypertext address are to be taken as such. In others words, get off my back.
3. We hereby do not advocate chicken sacrifices to the band as of 5/25/98.
4. All web-page material viewed by Apple computer models Macintoy, Crapintosh, or Macintrash should be smashed to bits and pieces immediately upon arrival at the Dave Matthews disclaimer page.