The True Difference Between Men and Women
.......its a joke people
MATERIALS SAFETY DATA SHEET
WOMEN - A CHEMICAL ANALYSIS
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ELEMENT: Women
SYMBOL: WO
DISCOVER: Adam
ATOMIC MASS: Accepted at 53.6Kg, but know to vary from 40-200Kg
OCCURRENCES: Abundant quantities in all areas.
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Surface usually covered in painted film.
2. Boils at nothing; freezes without known reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter if incorrectly used.
5. Found in various states from virgin metal to common ore.
6. Yields if pressure applied in correct places.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Has great affinity for gold, silver, and a range
of precious stones.
2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning
and for no known reason.
4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity increases
greatly by saturation in alcohol.
5. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.
COMMON USES:
1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
2. Very effective cleaning agents.
TESTS:
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered
in natural state.
2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.
HAZARDS:
1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.
2. Illegal to possess more than one, although
several can be maintained at different locations as
long as specimens do not come in direct contact
with each other.
MATERIALS SAFETY DATA SHEET
MAN - A CHEMICAL ANALYSIS
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Element: MAN
Symbol: XY
Atomic Weight: 180+/-100
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
Solid at room temperature but gets bent out of
shape.
Fairly dense and sometimes flaky.
Difficult to find a pure sample.
Due to rust,
aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as
easily as young fresh samples.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
Attempts to bond with Wo (element Woman) any chance
it can get. Also, tends to form strong bonds with
itself.
Becomes explosive when mixed with Kd
(element Kid) for prolonged period of time.
Pretty
basic.
Neutralize by saturating with alcohol.
USAGE:
None really, except methane production.
Good
samples are able to produce large quantities on
command.
CAUTION:
In the absence of Wo, this element rapidly
decomposes and begins to smell.
