Talkin' Texas

ahz - the things you see with
aig - Which come first, the chicken or the aig?
arn - an electrical instrument used to remove wrinkles from clothing
bawl - what, water does at 212 degrees - "Jimmy Joe, did you bawl them aigs yet?"
bidness - commercial enterprise
bobbycue - a delectable southern sandwich of chopped pork, cole slaw and a fiery sauce
co-cola - any form/brand of soft drink
clinics - a tissue
crine - weeping
dawfins - name of the pro football team in Miami
daints - a more or less formal event in which members of the opposite sex hold each other and move rhythmically to the sound of music
dayum - an expletive - in other states, a four-letter word
doc - a condition caused by an absence of light
ever - each - "She's bin crine ever day since JJ run off."
far - combustion
git - to acquire
goff - a game played with clubs and a little white ball
hep - a cry for assitance, as in "HEP! There's a far!
hoss - a large, solid-hoofed, herbivorous animal
lectricity - energy for arns, tvs, an other thangs
liberry - a building where thousands of literary works are kept
nekkid - to be unclothed
ole well - a source of petroleum
own - opposite of awf (see lectricity)
paypuh - what you write on
shevuhlay - a General Motors car
spearmint - something scientists do
stow - establishment where things are sold
tar - a round inflatable object which sometimes goes flat
uhmurkin - someone who lives in the united state of uhmurka
zackly - precisely
fixin' - used to describe a future action (i.e. I'm fixin' to go outside)