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Hello, and welcome to my "great" page, where you can be sure to find all sorts of annoying things, like broken links, hidden messages, spelling and grammar mistakes, and messages and text that just plain tee you off and give you the urge to send me "nice" email! But to counter all that, there's all sorts of keen stuff for you to do here, like...um...waste your time! And then you can...well...I'll get back to you on the fun stuff. But lets get down to brass tacks, shall we? You've found your way here, endured my stupid introduction page, and now you want something to do, right? Well then, my friend, you've come to the right place! There's plenty of things to do, so just click around! Don't forget to sign the guestbook!Congrats! You've now proved to me that you are a master waster of time! I guess that there might be a reason you clicked and dragged to discover this hidden message, but I don't know what it is...

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