"The egotistical squirrel"
By: Mr. Squirrelly
I'm a nut, with a fuzzy butt.
I live in a tree…for free.
I have a nest, bigger than the rest,
and all the squirrel girls love me.
When I jump from limb to limb, everybody looks and says "that's him!"
With my shiny hair and my sharp claws, I am a squirrel with no flaws.
"How I love Mr. Squirrelly"
By: Unknown female squirrel
Oh Mr. Squirrelly, how I love you.
Your the greatest squirrel in the world, it's true.
Every time I hear that chittering voice,
I know you are the rodent of my choice.
Will I ever have thee, Mr. Squirrelly?
I'd bring you acorns in bed real early.
I will fluff your tail and deliver your mail,
If your ever in jail, I'll post your bail.
Believe in me Mr. Squirrelly I will never fail.
"I'm a gangsta squirrel"
By: Master S, and Snoop Squirrely Squirrel
I'm a gangsta squirrel,
got me a gun.
I'm a gangsta squirrel,
always on da run.
I raid tha birdfeeder every night,
I get away with it cause I'm tight.
All the female squirrels wanna mate with me,
cause I got the most children in this oak tree.
I'm smokin' acorns every day,
I'm sellin' acorns, cause I gotta get paid.
I'm rollin' round town in my squirrely benz,
I'm rollin with my squirrely friends.
Oh Squirrelly
By: Fat Man Joe--he asks that you sing it with soul
Oh..oh squirrelly
I see you so, so early.
Your teeth are so pearly,
and your tail is so--furry.
You jump from tree to tree,
so fr-eeee!
Faster than a honeybeeeee,
Every time I try to get close, you just Flee!
I ain't gonna hurt you,
I'm not gonna stick you in a squirrel brew.
I just want something neeewwwww,
a woman squirrel so true.
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