TAPERS REVENGE
GETTING RIPPED OFF
You know what I mean, you send tapes and never get any in return. I must say
before I start that I have only encountered bad traders about seven times.
That's pretty good odds considering I have traded quite a bit!
What do you do when you don't get any tapes? First off, contact the trader and
ask what's up. I usually send three warnings before I consider them a bad
trader. I have had traders respond up to one year later, so be patient.
If nothing works and you can't get your tapes, try getting even. The following
stuff I either came up with myself or snagged from alt.revenge. Note that I am
not responsible for any damage you may incur using these techniques. With that
said, let's begin...
GETTING EVEN
Go to the following sites and register your trader for more information, a
household visit, or a donation!
http://www.scientology.org/moreinf.htm, Church of Scientology
http://www.watchtower.org/how_to_contact_us.htm, Jehovah's Witnesses
http://www.webcom.com/ara/col/centers/na.html, International Society
for Krishna Consciousness
http://www.cais.com/unification/misc/uc_directory.html, Unification
Church
http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/hpaulis/csi.htm, Church of
Satan
Buy a whole bunch of different magazines and take out the "Reader Service"
cards. Fill out the cards with your trader's name and address on them and circle
ALL the numbers. If there is a line on the card for business name put in "John's
Gay Apparels" or some other name like that that uses the goof's name. Put a
stamp on each card and dump them all in the mailbox. In a few weeks the trader
will be on every mailing list in the WORLD, and Christ, will he know it! He will
also be getting mail addressed to strange companies.
Almost every newspaper out there lets you call in the ad you want to have in the
paper and then they send you a bill for it. In other words, it's free. Look in
your local paper and judging from the ads that are in there, think up something
that would be a really hot item to sell. Houses and cars usually get the best
results. Call the paper and tell them that you're the trader and you want to put
an ad in the paper. Have something ready like, "Nice 3 bedroom, 2 bath, garage,
den, dining room, great neighborhood, $300/month, $200/deposit." Compare
your ad to the others in the "For Rent" section and be sure that yours is the
very best deal in there. As a phone number to call to inquire about the item,
leave two, "Call trader anytime 24 hrs at xxx-xxxx or xxx-xxxx." The first
being his work phone number and the second being his home. Now when an
awesome deal like you've put in the paper is seen, it gets a tremendous response.
I'm talkin' about his telephone ringing constantly for two days straight at the
least. He'll get in big trouble with his boss at work for receiving 2 billion calls.
Even if he's able to convince his boss that he wasn't responsible, he'll still look
bad. I mean, what would your boss think about all this happening? If he lives
with his parents, he'll probably get in trouble with them too.
The time-honored tradition of giving the trader a subscription to every
magazine that was ever made. Go to your library and rip out those little
subscription cards out of each one. If a librarian asks you what the hell you're
doing, tell her to go piss up a flagpole and continue your task. Now take this big
stack of cards home and fill them all out in the trader's name and send them in.
Almost every one of the cards will already have the postage paid for so you
won't have to worry about the cost of stamps. Now me, I could care less if
someone did that to me. I would get a little pissed off, though, if someone were
to use my name on the subscription cards and send them to my friends or
employers. He'll get a couple issues of each magazine until they get pissed off
that he's not paying for them and stop his subscription. For a few months after
that they'll harass him about paying for the magazines he ordered but he won't
get into any kind of trouble because of it. Some magazines let you use a credit
card to pay for the subscription. Use someone else's card and when the owner of
the card gets his bill, they'll investigate it and eventually narrow it down to the
trader's address.
There's a million little tricks you can play on people with those mail forwarding
cards you get at the post office. Here are some ideas:
Forward all of the trader's mail to London, England.
Forward all of the trader's grandparents mail to Chris's house.
Forward all of the trader's mail to his place of employment. His boss will
get really irked when he starts receiving mail there.
Forward his best friend's mail to the trader's home.
Forward his mail to his school.
Forward his mail to the police station.
Forward his boss's mail to Asia.
MORE INFORMATION
http://www.cs.uit.no/~paalde/Revenge/Scripts/RevengeFAQ.html, alt.revenge
FAQ