(I am rebelling against the term
"alternative"; hence, I've decided to show examples of what makes a song
"alternative".....)
Why Can't
We Be Friends
Alternative
Prostitute Version
Why can't we be friends (4x)
I called ya I called ya I called ya
very pretty sexy chick
You hit me you hit me you hit me really
hard on my cheek
Why can't we be friends (4x)
I seen ya I seen ya I seen ya selling
yourself in the street
I called ya I called ya I called ya
but you just stared at your feet
You went in you went in you went inside
a dark black limousine
Telling me telling me telling me that
it is not a sin
Why can't we be friends (4x)
Your sexual your sexual your sexual
preferences don't matter to me
As long as as long as as long as we
don't practice promiscuity
I kinda I kinda I kinda like to be
your partner-to-be
And I could and I could and I could
show you the love that's in me
Why can't we be friends (4x)
The things I do are sometimes extreme
Always going further than what they
do seem
I know you're working for a cold-heart
pimp
One night you'll find him walking
with a limp
Why can't we be friends (4x)
Why Can't
We Be Friends
Alternative
Drug-Addict Version
Why can't we be friends (4x)
I called ya I called ya I called ya
a bum and crack-smoking addict
I really I really I really remember
when you were not sick
Why can't we be friends (4x)
I know that I know that I know that
you live in a crummy pad
I called ya I called ya I called ya
so that you will not be sad
I told ya I told ya I told ya to come
to watch a movie
I heard the I heard the I heard the
phone drop and I heard you pee
Why can't we be friends (4x)
What you feel what you feel what you
feel about those dopes like crack
I don't care I don't care I don't
care as long as you get off your back
I kinda I kinda I kinda like to help
you get your life in gear
Don't worry don't worry don't worry
there's really nothing to fear
Why can't we be friends (4x)
When I see you put those poisons within
I feel the venom creeping in my skin
I know you're buying from sources
unknown
Your door will fall soon and to jail
you're thrown
Why can't we be friends (4x)
Why Can't
We Be Friends
Alternative
Homosexual Version
Why can't we be friends (4x)
I seen ya I seen ya I seen ya kiss
and hug a guy at a bar
I really I really I really remember
when you kissed your girl in my car
Why can't we be friends (4x)
I seen ya I seen ya I seen ya buying
a gay porno mag
You then cried you then cried you
then cried when the clerk called you a fag
I shoulda I shoulda I shoulda said
something insulting at him
But then I but then I but then I got
and threw a long Slim Jim
Why can't we be friends (4x)
I freaked out I freaked out I freaked
out when you admitted it to me
But it was but it was but it was just
male insecurity
I kinda I kinda I kinda wanna make
it up to you
Here's the pro here's the pro here's
the prophylactics the color's up to you
I'm just kidding by the way...
Why can't we be friends (4x)
Sometimes I say things that are obscene
But I won't judge you and say that's
a sin
I know you're hurting from those jerk-off
fools
Look at them playing with those toys
and tools
Why can't we be friends (4x)
Why Can't
We Be Friends
Alternative
Handicapped Version
Why can't we be friends (4x)
I seen ya I seen ya I seen ya crying
and hiding from me
I did not I did not I did not see
the leg below your knee
Why can't we be friends (4x)
I heard ya I heard ya I heard ya saying
that you have your legs
You then say you then say you then
say that you are part of the dregs
I tell ya I tell ya I tell ya that
I'm glad you are alive
You get mad you get mad you get mad
and tell me that it's a lie
Why can't we be friends (4x)
I seen ya I seen ya I seen ya playing
baseball with the kids
Ball never ball never ball never landing
on their little mitts
The punks came the punks came the
punks came then begin to call you names
They found out they found out they
found out that I can make them also lames
Why can't we be friends (4x)
Sometimes I get a bit insensitive
Positive speaking turning negative
That part of you I cannot get back
Me on your side we shall get back
on track
Why can't we be friends (4x)
I hope you dudes and dudettes enjoyed these. These are not stellar versions by any means. As you can see, it doesn't take a lot of skill to rip off other people's music...Ya hear me Smack and Puff Daddy???!!! ;-)
Well, okay, so maybe Puff Daddy
is not that bad.....