My life's a mess: liner notes, 1999, 'My lifes a mess', Stolen Records, Melbourne
Some words of warning to the consumer...
Hey, Kid! Ya say you like "punk
rock"? Drop that Bad Regurgitation L.P. pronto and listen to this - nothing
less than the Sick Things, the rawest, baddest and best bunch of "punks
to ever stand astride a Rock'n'Roll stage in the this miserable city of
Melbourne. The Sick Things were always a serious proposition - and if,
in their time they tore strips off their contemporaries (Corporate Body,
The Zorros et al), then I can't wait to see how the current crop of pop
punk wimps stand alongside the Sick Things legacy of sheer NOISE.
A brief history
lesson: To quote the liner notes on the bands 1st (Posthumously released
45 Committed to Suicide". Deep in the anal of Caulfield South 4 innocent
young men, with flair and drive for tasteless music, came together to form
the 'Sick Things". Unbeknownst to them, they'd been drugged to drive
them insane from a curse by the lurk black sister Sophie. Forced
unwittingly to make loud horrible noise in tiny rooms such as the infamous
Duke Of York hotel, the Sick Things qickly deteriorated, only to be Spewed
out, broken & separate, to the four corners of the Melbourne metropolitan
area. And so ended the debauched horror of the Sick Things.
1986, the band
reformed (with a different drummer) to play a benefit for Friends of the
Earth at the Seaview Ballroom (Fitzroy St, St Kilda, for those of
you with short memories). Needless to say, the assorted crowd of
cardigan wearers and lentil fanciers found the bands relentless onslaught
to be a little less than the perfect accompaniment to the finger painting
and Pam Ayres Video (the other featured activity's of the evening and the
band called It quits for another couple of years. In 1988, the time
had come for another resurrection, and this time, the drummer was yours
truly. After one Melbourne gig, we headed for Adelaide for a brief
mini-tour, the Sick Things first and only interstate shows. The crowd
reaction was good, a lot of fans who'd never managed to so, the band in
the old days showed up, and they weren't disappointed neither, with a set
that included (amongst the originals) "shutdown" by the Germs, "Neat, Neat,
Neat" by the Damned and 'Tube Disaster" by the Heretics (that's right these
lads KNEW their noise!) Back in Victoria, 2 songs were recorded for a compilation
album that never saw the light of day, and at the end of the night, we
all went our separate ways and the Sick Things were no more. Dugald
and Mick returned to concentrate on the excellent Venom P.Stinger (who
would continue to terrorize Australian ear drums for a few good years more),
and Geoff turned his attentions to the White Elephants - the Band (formed
from the Ashes of the VIRGINS) which had been Geoff's main concern since
the breakup of the original Sick Things in 1982.
If you consider
the Sick Things to be a victim of time itself, ponder for a moment or two
the fate of other bands of the period, members of the same punk milieu
as the Sick Things, like The Virgins, F.B.I (featuring the late, great
John Crawford), The Brady Bunch (not to be confused with F. Negro's late
80's combo), Public Nuisance and The Mess, some good, see great, all tragically
unrecorded, or unreleased, or generally forgotten by the sands of time
and trend. So, to be holding a SECOND Sick Things compilation of
unreleased material is nothing short of miraculous.
Hemensley, Tim, 19-?, 'SOLID GOLD
SHIT', My life's a mess, Stolen records, Melbourne
The Sick Things always had the nack
of turning pieces of shit into certificated solid gold. Witness their blistering,
grit-encrusted versions of "Blown to Bits" by the Exploited, "Killing Machine":
by the Partisans, "Cancer" from the early '80's UK compilation "Bullshit
Detector', and if they don't leave the originals for dead, then I'm a goddamn
liar! Also included is a Damned cover from first album, "Neat, Neat,
Neat" that transcends their cruddy sound quality to prove themselves easily
as vital as, the early Damned at their live peak. It's great to see "Kill
your parents" and "Prime minister' included here, the former being my all-time
favorite Sick Things track, the second featuring the coolest Geoff Sick
fuzz bass line ever recorded- these two songs represent the band at it's
absolute (recorded) peak as well as achieving level of intensity rarely
encountered since the Punk arena. "Where's my dole Cheque" is another
gem from the vaults. Recorded during the death throws of the band.
The song points a end to the noise-oriented direction of Mick (and eventually,
Dugald as well) ould pursue with his next band, Wank (the foetal-version
of Fungus Brains).
This song belongs
to the set of tunes perfumed under the name "Spew Forth', as the Sick Things
were known before their final Split. it was this incarnation I saw live
in mid-'82 at Coulson Reserve football club in Clifton Hill.
he Sick Things
played alongside 6 or so other bands (including Wank, Depression (pre Steve
Smear), The Virgin (with Gary Gray, soon to be Sacred Cowpoke, making an
uninvited and unappreciated "guest appearance", and whoever else was there
an the night) in a benefit for the burgeoning Brunswick Street gallery
ROAR studios. Christ knows if they anaged to make any money, hat with the
$1 cover charge and a crowd of drugged and rowdy punks who all but demolished
the room by the end of the night, but amidst the chaos, the Sick Things
played a vicious and loud set that seared itself into my psyche and never
left. If I ever need to remind myself what Rock'n'Roll's all about, I just
close my eyes and think of that gig.
"This is for
all the good citizens, in the audience" said Dugald, introducing the song
of that name. "You ain't. worth nothing-you AIN'T WORTH SHIT" and
never was a truer word spoken of course, these days Mick Turner is the
toast of Europe with his extraordinary 3 piece improvisational group The
Dirty Three; Geoff Martyr is threatening another ssault on the world of
easy listeing music with his next defiantly PUNK ROCK band, and Dugald
MacKenzie resider at no fixed address, somewhere in Australia.
But some things
never change, this music is played ith passion, commitment, zest &
a streetwise intelligence landing a to conclude.
THIS IS REAL
PUNK BABY!
The Sick Things
kill cops on sight, and you better believe it.