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I went to OzzFest '97 & it was just beautiful!!! God it was Great!!! You probably didn't go, so naturally I mock you:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHA
...thanx,
jes Geary
”So me mom asks me why I smoke & I say ‘the same reason you don’t’. It sounded good at the time.”--jes Geary 27/4/97
Lost souls have wandered my way.
Sign The Book & Sell Your Soul
I love this pic of Ozzy.
Ok, this is the jes-ified biOzraphy:
John Micheal Osbourne was born the 3rd of December 1948 in Birmingham, England to Jack & Lillian Osbourne. He had 2 brothers named Paul & Tony, & 3 sisters named Jean, Iris, & Gillian. In school, the kids called him "Ozzy" & "Oz-brain" attributing to his last name. In 1964, there was one particular student John didn't get along with: Tony Iommi. 
As Ozzy got older, he began to turn to crime. At 18 he had comiited break & enters & been caught & sent to jail where he tattooed the smiles on his knees & Ozzy on his hand.
Ozzy Osbourne lead a group in the 60’s called Earth which lived a short success
prefacing the name change to Black Sabbath (they got the name from a Boris Karloff movie) which gave them long lived & legendary
(nice alliteration, if I do say so myself) success. Releasing their first album under the new
name in 1970 (completed on Friday 13 of February), Black Sabbath found themselves with some damn good heavy metal hits,
probably the most noted being Iron Man & Paranioa (October 1970).
In 1979,
The Great Ozz was removed (fired, to be quite frank, or jes for that matter...) from Black
Sabbath because the other banda members decided they would rather have Ronnie James Dio as the vocalist so Bill asked him to leave & out came "Never Say Die". No biggie, because Ozzy came back with a solo career with some GREAT
work. After he was fired, he teamed up with Randy Rhoads from Quiet Riot (woohoo), starting with the first concert in Glasgow, Scotland (yea) on the 12th of September 1980 under the banda name Law. Ozzy broke down & cried when he finally realized he could make it with out the others from Black Sabbath.
About the bat: During the Diary of a Madman tour, Ozzy would throw meat at the audience & they would throw stuff back. Somehow a bat got thrown up there with the meat & small dead animals & dolls. The bat was stunned in all the light & THINKING it was a RUBBER bat, he bit into it. This was the preface to a shit load of rabies shots.
In 1981, Ozzy divorced his fisrt wife, Thelma. In 1982, Randy was quite happy about their success & he wished to study classical guitar ot UCLA. A cocain influenced pilot crashed a plane into a tour bus with Rachael Youngblood & Randy inside. They were bothed killed. Ozzy continued the tour with Bernie Torme to replace Randy. Bernie joined Ozzy after his band, Deep Purple ( woo hoo) disbanded.
At 51 (?)
Ozzy is still around with the ‘95 release of Ozzmosis
& yes, this year at Ozzfest,
Black Sabbath is getting back together for the first in 17 years & who else will be there
besides jes: the magnificent (me).
More to come next week kiddies. To e-mail jes, click the insane Ozzy drawing.
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