Do you watch Simpsons to excess?
Do you watch Simpsons to forget your troubles?
Do you lie about watching the Simpsons?
Do you watch alone?
Has TV left you a mindless dribbling idiot?
Do you only speak to others in Simpsons sound bites?
Have you considered suicide when the Simpsons is preempted?
Are the other twenty-three to twenty-three and a half hours of your day agony?
Do you "lose control"?
Are you seeing double?
Are you seeing double?
If you think you're addicted, you probably are. And that's ok. That's great, as a matter of fact! Here at Simpsonaholics Anonymous I have everything you need to feed your addiction to the Simpsons during the times you can't see them on tv, from pictures for the eyes, to sounds for the ears, to quotes and a contest for the mind. And I'm not only the President, I'm also a patient! You're not alone, at Simpsonaholics Anonymous.
A Special note from me- notice I italicized "special" to show just how special this note is. :)
Hello fellow Simpsonaholics! I'm really glad you've visited, and if you have been here before, came back. :)
Love,
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Read THIS! It's hilarious!!! :)
Top 20 Simpsons Quotes!We all know the Simpons are funny, but when it comes to being really funny- you know, the jokes that you remember for weeks or even months- these are the best 20 I could think of, accompanied by some good framegrabs to help you visualize! If you're in the mood for a good laugh, go see! |
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Quiz ContestTest your knowledge of the Simpsons with one easy, one medium, and one hard question changed every other week. I even made cool awards for you to post on your webpage if you have one. They are definitely worth taking a crack at! |
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Pictures!While you're here, might as well get some eyecandy! I got awesome pictures from the web to help you during those long hours that you can't see the Simpsons on tv. They're separated by category for your convenience. |
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Quotes of the WeekEvery week I pick an episode and take the funny jokes out of it and post them for you to see! Sure, you could go to the Simpsons Archive and just read the script there, but I made it easier for you! I took out all the boring parts (if any) so you can go straight to the funny stuff!This Weeks Quotes: Lemon of Troy |
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Sounds13 (my lucky number -just a quick note about myself in case you care... my 16th birthday this year will be on Friday the 13th!-) of what are my favorite sounds that I could find on the web. There may be more added later when I have time to look! |
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Songs in the Key of Springfield!Have you bought your Simpsons Cd yet? I have, and you among many others may have noticed that they don't have the words to the songs! Well, I took the liberty of compiling a list of the songs for you! All songs and quotes and words on the cd are in order just for you! |
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Lists and Other StuffMiscellaneous stuff... you know, the stuff you can usually find on most Simpsons pages. I got lists- like Bart's Prank Calls, Homer's Mmms, Troy McClures jobs, and chalkboard intros- and links and webrings and past quotes from Quotes of the Week and more. Go take a look! (I wouldn't make something that wasn't worth seeing!) |
My thoughts exactly, Maggie
my thoughts exactly.
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