The Complete Get Smart Guide - Episode Guides: Fifth Season

Aired: 1969-1970
Day & Time: Fridays @ 7:30 PM

Pheasant Under Glass
While trying to rescue Professor Pheasant from a indestructible glass prison, 99 tells Max she's pregnant. Max gets so excited he tells a reporter that he's a spy and is forced to have his face changed. Two good cameos from Martin Landau and Phyllis Diller bring this one up a notch.

Ironhand
KAOS is taken over by Ironhand, who oddly enough, has an iron hand. Ironhand tries to steel the AAAMM plans, which 99 is transporting in an armed baby buggy.

Valerie of the Dolls
Max and the Chief enroll in Miss Valerie's School for Expectant Fathers, a KAOS front. Max accidentally switches his practice baby for a baby containing a secret formula and KAOS is desperate to recover it.

Widow Often Annie
The Chief order Max to marry Ann Cameron, a widow who marries CONTROL agents and then kills them. A pregnant and weepy 99 shows up at their wedding, which is officiated by the Chief.

The Treasure of C. Errol Madre
KAOS steals CONTROL's bankroll, forcing CONTROL to move their offices into an elevator. Max tries to find the treasure of C. Errol Madre and use it as CONTROL's new money supply. Unfortunately, he also has to escape banditos and Froggsy Debs.

Smart Fell on Alabama
Max must break into the plantation of Colonel Kyle K. Kirby and retrieve the KAOS code book. To help, CONTROL springs three convicts from prison and gives them freedom if they help in the robbery.

And Baby Makes Four Parts I and II
Simon the Likeable is stealing Pentagon documents and Max must stop him. However, he switches coats with a KAOS agent and ends up with the map to the new KAOS HQ. KAOS ends up with 99's map to the hospital and when 99 has to give birth she and Max end up at the wrong place at the wrong time.

Physician Impossible
Max wounds Big Eddie Little, who vows revenge. First, Eddie needs to recover so KAOS agents kidnap him a doctor and nurse, who are really Max and 99 wearing hospital gowns to look in on the twins.

The Apes of Rath
CONTROL agents are receiving bananas in the mail and then being murdered. KAOS is using Jocko, an ape made to look like a human being and currently working as CONTROL agent Armstrong. The plot thickens when Max receives a banana in the mail and Armstrong is assigned as his protector.

Age Before Duty
A CONTROL defector, Felix, uses Dorian Gray paint to prematurely age the members of CONTROL. Felix turns Max, 99, and the Chief into senior citizens as they close in on him.

Is This Trip Necessary
Everyone important in Washington suffers bad dreams, all caused by KAOS. Max and 99 track evil Dr. Pym to the Dartfoot Spring Water Company, where Dr. Pym captures them using "the old mortar in the mortar trick."

Ice Station Siegfried
The planet is being frozen by a giant KAOS fan in the North Pole. Max gets snowed in, so 99 and CIA Agent Quigley journey to the North Pole to find Mounties Siegfried and Shtarker. Don Adams underwent emergency dental surgery, forcing him to miss this episode and Bill Dana to fill in as Quigley. Unfortunately, no one changed the jokes to fit Dana's style and he proved to be a pathetic imitation Max. The only highlight in this is when Shtarker starts acting goofy and Siegfried fails to stop him saying, "It's the North Pole. You can do whatever you want."

Moonlighting Becomes You
The Chief worries that living with Max had made 99 clumsy, but he sends her to work undercover on Hannibal Day's radio show, a KAOS front. Max joins her as the sound effects person and they try to stop the KAOS broadcasts.

House of Max, Parts I and II
Jack the Ripper returns to London as do Max and 99. Helping Scotland Yard track down the killer, they discover that he's a wax figure brought to life by Raul Duval, owner of Duval's Cave of Wax.

Rebecca of Funny-Folk Farm
Max and 99 must retrieve a parcel from the roof of Hester Van Hooten's mansion. CONTROL arranges for a storm, but 99's resemblence to Hester's dead sister throws everything into KAOS.

The Mess of Adrian Listenger
Six CONTROL agents are killer and the common denominator is that they all played on the CONTROL baseball team. The only surviving members are Max, the Chief, and Adrian Listenger, a spy school dropout. When Listenger turns up dead, Max and the Chief suspect each other. Pat Paulsen is wonderful as Ace Weems.

Witness for the Execution
A KAOS defector agrees to testify for CONTROL, so KAOS send the Exterminator to kill him. The Exterminator finds the defector posing as the Smart's baby-sitter.

How Green Was My Valey
Max and 99 pose as a valet and maid at the Bulmanian Embassy to recover stolen rocket fuel. They must get into the wine cellar to find the fuel, but the only key is around the neck of the ambassador.

And Only Two Ninety-Nine
KAOS kidnaps 99 and replaces her with an imposter(What a supply of look-alikes Kaos had!). She keeps trying to feed Max while the real 99 escapes to try and save Max, because there's poison in the food.

Smartacus
The Roman Bath Spas are being used by KAOS to sweat secrets out of people by using truth serum. The Chief and Max try out a steam, only to find the truth serum forcing them to exchange how they really feel about each other.

What's It All About, Algie?
Algie's Nursery is using it's plants to spy on important people in Washington. After a CONTROL agent disappears, Max goes to work in the nursery to crack the case.

Hello Columbus, Goodbye America
Christopher Columbus's descendant Gino becomes the owner of America. Max is assigned to keep Gino happy and keep KAOS away from Gino so that Gino can return the country to the president.

Do I Hear a Vaults
The Chief decides to move the book, "Who's Who in Control," from the library to a bank vault. Unfortunately, Max locks the Chief and Larabee in the vault, where they will run out of air before the time lock opens the vault.

I Am Curiously Yellow
The Whip has a special gong that places people under his control after they hear it ring. Max gets hypnotized and steals the NARCO 5-12 for the Whip. Cured of his hypnotism by a pill, Max, Larabee, and the Chief capture the Whip. As the final episode of the series ends, Larabee hits the gong, placing the Chief and CONTROL in his power.