saraphin: "You're right Bob: that WAS one hell of a bird..." |
KeyWest: Luke Skywalker is stabbed to death by a giant Dork... |
Jazzsoda: Alternate titles: "It also came from outer space" and "As well as others, this one here was not originating on this planet" |
bosko: Hey! she must have got that hat from the Jay Peterman catalog! |
Lowbill: Buckaroo drives his jet car THROUGH the mountain. |
Jazzsoda: The Slam-dunk motorcycle hoopsters plan their next stunt. |
Hippie: Aaah. The Arch Bishop of Flavor Country |
Jazzsoda: A young Jack Kervorkian originally experimented with extended captive viewings of "Mama's Family" before he finally decided that the gun was more humane. |
Hippie: One... two... three... four! Now pick a color... okay... now pick another number... |
Lowbill: That's the second largest splinter I've ever seen! |
Jazzsoda: And then Ricky Racoon said to Huggable Bear: "I sure wuv you, Huggable!" The End. YES! That's *it*! Look out Dr. Seuss! |
JOECROWTHERS: "How the hell the kids get these things to transform is beyond me" |
Hippie: Wants me to sign his yearbook... I don't even know the jerk. I know! I'll just write "Stay cool. Class of '12 rulz!" |
JOECROWTHERS: "I call it the apartment club, but if you're not overweight it doesn't work very well" |
Hippie: Pay to the order of... Ironballs McGinty... One dollar and NINE CENTS! |
GuloGulo: Today's hip rich kids like their health spas to be dank and grimy--that gritty "back alley chiropractor" look. |
Hippie: That's a hell of a high school portrait. |
GuloGulo: The photo Gerald "Butcher of Bruxelles" McRaney doesn't want you to see. |
Hippie: We're gonna use this to see if Jay Leno likes butter... |
rogeemoto: I'm sorry son, I still think of you as my little boy, I thought you would like the "Tickle Me ADOLF Doll"? |
Hippie: The Curious George phone?!? Yes, yellow-hat man... what's the emergency? |
two: behind every great woman is half-a-general |
GuloGulo: This is no fair. I laughed so hard at the picture I couldn't think of a caption. |
Occupant: It's a picture of my wife. She's a little shy. That's her in the cabinet under the sink |
Hippie: Star Wars' Empire Strike Back new action figure collection includes Richard Kiel in carbon freezing. |
Hippie: So... did you like the mac & cheese? *Oh, yes. The hot dogs were a nice touch. No man has ever made dinner for me before... boy, look at the time! |
Lowbill: God made Eve with Adam's rib. I'm going to use a 2 by 4. |
Hippie: Jim Henson was really going mad toward the end, wasn't he? |
His_Imperial_Majesty: Where the heck did I drop that planet logo? |
Hippie: You know, when they stamp your hands at MOST dance clubs, that's not how they do it. Damn, that hurt! |
Goob Aw, how cute, the little vacuum fell asleep in the sun spot. |
Hippie: Yes, within minutes all your furniture will take credit cards... |
Lowbill: After you've removed your thumb, you're ready for step 2 |
Hippie: Disney's newest venture, "Orphan Cruise" has many parents' coalitions worried. |
JoeCrow: "I call it the Flying Wing....Oh That, I call that a Mohawk" |
rogeemoto: Roger that Houston, we are experiencing a"Burst of Fruit Flavor"! |
Hippie: *snicker giggle* Alright, quit doing your Mushmouth impression! We're about to go back on the air--oops! |
Hippie: Back so soon? Didn't I just pop a caption in yo ass? |
Jazzsoda: Okay, guys, picture this: There's a guy standing there, right? And he's got a big dumb look on his face, and *I* say... oh, piss on it. |