Jazzsoda: Dam Mathers taps on the audience applause-o-meter. "Damn thing must be broken. Freakin needle never budges." |
Hippie: Welcome to bosko's Con Air On Air! The only radio show dedicated totally to Con Air! Today's guest is Jerry Stiller... Jer, what did you think of me in Con Air? |
Jazzsoda: Are you mocking me! Fuck you! I didn't want to be a lousy Shriner anyway! |
Hippie: I don't know, Frank Lloyd Wright calls it "Beavermania" and I'm not prepared to argue with genius. |
Jazzsoda: "Number seven in the ten Do's and Don'ts of applying GI Joe decals: Always make sure you have adequite lighting before you begin." |
Artanas: I think I'll stick with my "Pure Unbridled Hatred' thank you |
Jazzsoda: "You got that? WEEDLESS. Your hooks will most certainly NOT come packaged in two ounces of fine Matanuska Thunderfuck reefer. Understood? *wink* *wink*" |
Thulium: Right on, SciFi got a screensaver! I prefer flying toasters, though. |
Occupant: The Topps "Working Class Dog" trading card series was a financial disaster |
Jazzsoda: "Scan the bar code! We're on sale!" "Is that Burt Reynolds?" "Are you Fletch?" "Nevermind! Jazz is getting too silly, I'm out of here!" |
keogh: Our Lady of the Over-Used Power Pack Plot Device |
Brakster: "Pocus-Cadabra!" |
AgentQ: C'mon, guys! I wanna transform into a giant robot! Where'd you all go? I can't just be a leg, fer Chrissakes! |
TravisBickle: Reservoir Dogs Home Schooling. |
Hippie: All you need is a brain, a deck, and a Friend... prefably like Matt LeBlanc here! |
Hippie: "Remover" What kind of Remover? *Don't question us, Hippie. *I'm just asking* |
Jazzsoda: "I'm Mary Whettstone. Folks around here call me... *clears throat* The Remover." |
Jazzsoda: 2ERAM? I can never figure out these wacky vanity plates. |
keogh: Oh, yeah. keogh's back in the game. |
AgentQ: Then what the hell is it doing there? Loitering? |
TravisBickle: Andy Gibb's picture was featured in the "Runaway Train" video. Oh, Dave Pirner and his conspiracies... |
Artanas: "Igor! Keys to cell #9! I need a signature!" Yes mastah!" |
Hippie: That's right, eliminates Germans, odors, bacteria... Germans? Is that for real? |
Hippie: Now THERE'S a man secure in his sexuality! He's very securely gay! |
Hippie: Some think it was cruel, we say it was sensible. Either way, the kid with the bad liver got the bomb disabled in time, so no harm done, right? Right. |
Dibbley: I think a moyle's out of a job. rrrowwwrrr! |
keogh: "Bill: Longer! I'm using the name Flirtatious at Jon Beach He Man's. A chocolate filet fits him and assholes." No wonder television changed. |
Seltaeb: "Yes, it's a hemp blazer. Care to smoke a cuff with me later?" |
Seltaeb: She sells CDs by the seashore. |
Hippie: President and Biggest Stockholder (literally) in BeaverCorp. |
Occupant: o/' It's fun to fuck with the A-C-L-U!!!! |
ZebehnDeGeustaah: "But Daddy, it's 'Sweet Leaf'--I gotta crank it up!" |
Hippie: You mean to tell me the Joker, the Penguin, the Riddler, none of the criminal masterminds of Gotham City could find that damn cave? |