Hippie: "Linus" was the most difficult Peanuts character to cast for the live-action movie, but this little tyke had that little something extra--the shirt! |
Occupant: Government Training Film #2842: "So, You've Got a Lovely Bunch of Coconuts" |
Artanas: Government Training Film #214 : "So You Suck At Limbo" |
Occupant: Late at night, they would hold cockfights in the back room at Emmett's Fix-It Shop. |
Hippie: Govt. Training Film #456: "So the Gulf War Left You Irridescent." |
GuloGulo: Government Training Film #369: So You've Decided To Become Your Wallpaper. |
keogh: Government Training Film #221: "So you can be replaced by a young David Bowie." |
Occupant: Late at night, they would hold cockfights in the back room at Emmett's Fix-It Shop. |
Artanas "Private Pyle!! What is your major malfunction numbnuts?!!!!" |
Artanas: "Die Diddy! Die!!!" |
Hippie: Mel Torme advises, "And when you finish pouring out my piss bottle into your canteen, advise the Captioneers it's officially RetroTV Torture Time!" |
JoeCrow º¿º |
Goob: "OK, you damn Americans, I get your message. I'll just find someone who IS interested in brewing their own Fanta." |
Artanas: Times like this would confuse Tampon Man into utter befuddlement |
Artanas: (_!_) Yup |
Artanas: Awwww, widdle insuwance baby gonna cwy! It's okay widdle insuwance baby, you special... |
Occupant: Spiffany Fleckmeyer! |
keogh: They staged a sit-in, but since they were white college students, not black civil rights leaders, and it was the drugstore, not a lunch counter, the only person they pissed off was The Pharmacist: "I'll give ya a rush! Feel the might of my Ether-Gas, Hippie!" |
GuloGulo: "Why, yes, I do believe that it's dangerous to equate the sign with the signified. I once confused the idea of a potato with a real potato and nearly starved." |
keogh: Hey, SciFi! You feel like tossing in a couple people, maybe some lawn furniture, an oil stain, well...it won't hurt my feelings. |
Hippie: Huh? What's that?!? Sounds like keogh's coming! I'd better get outta here, and take anything cappable with me! |
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Hippie: Okay, one more punch, Mr. Nedmiller, but that's it, okay? *And then I'm a frat boy? *Mr. Nedmiller, this is a Brad Richdale seminar! *Hootie? When's Hootie on? |
Hippie: Last time Nedmiller was on this show, used the name "Suzie Woozy Q". I don't know, McLaughlin just gets a charge out of anyone who yells as much as he does. |
Seltaeb: "No! Don't even think about captioning me! For I am the anti-Chuck Woolery, and I will two-and-two your ass into submission!" |
keogh: Two days ago: "I might be able to help you." Yesterday's ad: "I can help you." Tomorrow's ad: "Swear to God I can help you." Day after: "Maybe you were right." |
keogh: "keogh? keogh!" "WHA-? How biza... em, Flesh-Go...whew. I was resting my eyes. What's up?" "We got something for you to caption." "That's not funny, asshole." |
Hippie: And yet he plays like he doesn't have a care in the world! What a trooper! |
AgentQ: "A factoid is like your typical so-called 'fact', only it has certain biomechanical enhancements that make it more believable." |
Artanas: Factoid #3129380: "Chase off'ed Scott Nantz" |
JoeCrow: Harry Callahan 0 |
Jazzsoda: "Welcome to Cyndi's homepage. This is me. This site is still under construction, so come back later for some links about the Smiths and my cat." |
Jazzsoda: "And we assure you Mr Jazzsoda that our website is thoroughly professional and informative, and will live up to your famously lofty standards. Ya prick." |
keogh: "Tell us about the old days of 'Caption This!' unca keogh." "There was this one time, I'm minding my own business, when suddenly >WHAM< outta nowhere comes this -- well, I don't know what it is, but it sure wasn't funny." |
