Hippie: Starring the JuiceMan. And Janine Turner as "Mom". With Jimmy Osmond as the Juicer, and Brian Bonsall as "The Pulp". |
Goob: "Any captioning of this advertisement without expressed written consent of The Juiceman gets a Squirt." |
bosko: Hey Juiceman! I love drinking blood. does the juicer juice fingers? |
Shifter: "It was... good? I mean, it was good! Can I have my daughter now, please?" |
GuloGulo: "Geeaahhh!! Be calm, friends, the searing abdominal pain I'm experiencing has nothing to do with my 100% juice diet." |
bosko: Let me demonstrate for you, does anybody have an apple or orange with them tonight? |
Hippie: The JuiceMan vividly describes his role in that famous Janet Jackson album cover, but then he remembers it was someone else and he's never even met her. |
bosko: We met on the Juiceman show and we've been married for 8 JUICY long years |
bosko: 5 helens agree! The juiceman is worth listening to! |
bosko: Watch as I stick Frosty-the-Snowman's nose right in the juicer! MURDERER! |
GuloGulo: One-half Beef? Now that's a rich drink. |
Hippie: Jay? Jay, where are you? Jay, are you here? *Juiceman springs forth from vegetables behind her, two guns blazing full throttle* |
bosko: See right here, this is how you tell if it's a boy juicer |
bosko: hey juiceman can you juice poop? tee hee. tee hee |
Hippie: Looks like the Juiceman's been juicing estrogen. |
Hippie: Here the Juiceman enjoys his daily methadone! Mmm-mmm good! |
keogh: Not only did President Garfield lose 75 pounds, he was brought back from the dead after being assassinated 110 years ago, all thanks to Juiceman! |
Jazzsoda: To no one's surprise, the Juiceman suddenly reverts to a previous incarnation as a Rock 'em Sock 'em robot. |
Hippie: We'd better hurry this up, I have another infomercial to get to-- *A-another? *Yes, I do several infomer-- *SPLASH!* Rotten miserable slut! |
GuloGulo: As the credits roll, the disassembly of the Juiceman begins. He fits in a slim suitcase for easy transport. |
