saraphin:
K-Tel Presents: "Songs To Be Guillotined By"
Jazzsoda:
Shit, he don't mess around with any of this "three easy payments" crap, he gets straight down to brass tacks!
saraphin:
...I admit nothing, you evil bastard!
GreyShadow:
And don't forget about volume 5.5: How to keep others from finding out about YOUR foreclosure.
rogeemoto:
WOW, Maybe I can buy my stash back!
JoeCrow:
"The Unknown Comic Action figure, bag sold seperately"
Shifter:
In this restored scene from the 'Special Edition', you can see the original ending, where Spock becomes a Starbaby.
Artanas:
"Yes....even you can own a souvener from the Roswell crash site"
Jazzsoda:
Uhm, I've got a life of poverty, misery, and back-breaking labor, anybody wanna trade? Really? Hot Damn!
Hippie:
Talk to hot women who just broke up with their boyfriends and really like you as a friend and wouldn't want to lose that and aren't ready to start another love.
Shifter:
So where's the river? I paid to see these dancers drown, and by god I mean to see it!
JoeCrow:
"Whatever happened to $39.95?"
Occupant:
Farty Love? Thanks, just the same.
Jazzsoda:
The first 200 callers without lemmings will win a pair of tickets for the Grand Canyon trip...
Jonesing:
All of its found on "Raped in Prison Memories"
Hippie:
"Don't mess wit' da dark magic! Psychic power not to be misused by white man" *Ha! That's what she TOLD us! But curse or no curse, we're here for you!
Artanas:
and remember, hdjadasdask is free!
Seltaeb:
"We have the best organs and keyboards in the tri-city area, don't we?" "That's right, Edna!"
Jazzsoda:
"You got that? WEEDLESS. Your hooks will most certainly NOT come packaged in two ounces of fine Matanuska Thunderfuck reefer. Understood? *wink* *wink*"
JoeCrow:
Yes you too can have a career in birdhouse design
Occupant:
Midkiff's School for the Acting Professional presents emotion #12: Pensive but bored.
Seltaeb:
You could win the dream home used in that old sit-com "The Charmings"! Barely used!
Hippie:
or best offer. It's a 1987 Buick, but she's got a lot of keen power to her. Man, this Sci-Fi airtime sure is cheap, ain't it, folks?
