Hippie: Sure, he's a cute little devil, but as soon as he gets in close enough he bears his fangs and goes for your jugular. |
bosko: See ya! I'm going home to give my wife a pickle tickle! |
Jazzsoda: Watch very closely as he inflates his neck sack to attract a mate... |
Jazzsoda: Some assembly required on Lesko Playset. Don't forget todo the word search on the back of the box. |
Hippie: You see, when the badges come lookeen for me, I shreenk to a *leetle tiny* person and they no see me! |
Jazzsoda: McCorkle! You sly dog you! Having your VW Bus painted to look like a private jet, pretty slick Willy. |
Hippie: McCorkle suggests impressing potential clients by showing up in your own custom-painted H.I.S.S. tank. |
Hippie: ...and when they finish, car was this size in nice little cube... and he was in trunk! Ha ha haha! No foolin'! Shh! No tell! |
JOECROWTHERS: "Yea, I'm watchin' it right now on my laptop, call the Sci-Fi guys & the sue the BeJesus out of them" |
Ratel: Alan Alda's been mortgaged! Time to swoop in! To the Batmccorkle! |
Hippie: Now YOU TOO can bulk up the McCorkle way! Consuming vast areas of property is the real way to gain muscle mass and add pounds quickly! |
Jazzsoda: Suzanne Vega is enthralled by his ability to bleed a tie at will. |
Occupant: Excuse me a moment, I'm just calling Drew Barrymore . . . So . . . do you like scary movies? |
Jazzsoda: McCorkle's office is actually inside a large coffin six feet under the fine state of Vermont. Cost-effective? No! Legally dead? You catch on quick! |
KINGDINOSAUR: "My mother sent me to live with my father. Ahuh, it was very hard." |