Hippie: I won an M-TV contest and now 311 is building an addition onto my house! Bitchin'! |
Occupant: Then I went down to Georgia and there was this kid with a fiddle . . . |
Hippie: "Gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whiteys I seeeee..." |
rogeemoto: If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now... |
Jazzsoda The Pixies breakup was hardest on Frank Black, by far. |
Hippie: You don't bring me floooweeers... *Actually, I'm feeling much better now, Mr. K-- *SHUT-UP! Sing it! SING! "You don't sing me love songs"... |
JOECROWTHERS: "Meatloaf, the early recordings" |
Hippie: Like to eat it, like to suck it, take da sh*t in a bucket! Straight outta Locash! |
AgentQ: Because I'm a shadowboxer baby, I wanna be ready for... |
Hippie: Deeeeeeeesperaaaaaaadooo... |
AgentQ 31 Great Hits, including "You Dropped an Anvil on Me", "You Stuck a Knife in My Ear", and "You Threw a Toaster in My Bathtub". |
Hippie: Everyone keeps ripping off that "Joshua Tree" album cover. |
Jazzsoda: The Smashing Pumpkins lost me a *long* time ago... |
AgentQ: Hurts so good, come on baby now... |
Hippie: Check one, check two,... Andy did you hear about Elvis? Hey, baby... check three |
Occupant: Damn! Riverdance! |
TravisBickle: Damn, everyone's getting swept away in the Riverdance craze... |
Hippie: Ted Kennedy does a great cover of "Fat-Bottomed Girls" but Newt Gingrich's "Crimson and Clover" remake nearly destroys the whole mood. |
GuloGulo: Luther "Luke" Campbell has gone straight, but call now and he'll be as nasty as YOU wanna be. |
GuloGulo: "The girl is MINE, I say!" - "No, no--the gosh-darned girl is MINE!" |
Jonesing: Breakin': The Next Generation. |
Jonesing: You ain't ever been? Man, Rainbow Brite kicks ass in concert!!! She rocks! |
Occupant: Hello, I'm Mister Tallyman. I've come to tally your bananas. |
Jazzsoda: "No, ya fuckin fruitcake, the Cabbage Patch goes like this... in den out den in den out, see? Ya crazy tool" |
Artanas: Radio Ga-Ga? |
JoeCrow: Hey, Hey, You, You, get offa' my cloud |
Hippie: Oh, cool! You went to the Popeye concert! Was it good? *F**kin' great, man! He did a set with Bluto and everything. Wimpy's playing Tuesday! |