Sound Garbage

 
Artanas: 
Must be pretty scary when Ozzy Osbourne shows up unexpectantly in your bedroom 
 
Artanas: 
"Hey! What if God was one of us eh?" 
 
JoeCrow: 
Tom Posten tries to teach The Time Warp To Bella Lugosi 
 
Artanas: 
Well, at least Gloria Gaynor looks the same... 
 
Jazzsoda: 
Noel and Liam Gallagher's secret brother Beck Gallagher claims to be bigger than a '74 Beetle. 
 
TravisBickle: 
Andy Gibb's picture was featured in the "Runaway Train" video. Oh, Dave Pirner and his conspiracies... 
 
Occupant: 
Brion James moonlights with The Charlie Daniels Band 
 
Occupant: 
Much more popular than Billy Ray Cyrus' "Achy Breaky Kwaanza"
 
Artanas: 
"Dammit! You sing Electric Avenue just one more time...." 
 
Artanas: 
"Dear diary : November 30, 1997.....Got two turntables today, need microphone" 
 
rogeemoto: 
Great, looks like the Eurythmics are getting back together after all! 
 
Artanas: 
And now an editorial by Busta Rhymes.... 
 
Artanas: 
Well now, see? That Wu-tang Clan isn't so bad... 
 
Occupant: 
o/' It's fun to fuck with the A-C-L-U!!!! 
 
ZebehnDeGeustaah: 
"But Daddy, it's 'Sweet Leaf'--I gotta crank it up!" 
 
Artanas: 
"Do you have...ummm...Good Music?" "Nope, go fish!" 
 
AgentQ: 
Call now to hear more of the Sundays' speical brand of homogenous boring pop! 
 
Occupant: 
Government Training Film #2842: "So, You've Got a Lovely Bunch of Coconuts" 
 
Hippie: 
And their follow-up hit, "What, Paul?" and their follow-follow-up hit, "Just Saying Hey, Paula, No Big Deal or Anything." 
 
Hippie: 
Damn advertisers always scoop up good band names. Can't wait to see Butthole Surfers Chilli and White Zombie Cosmetics. 
 
Hippie: 
...And so I said a hip, hop, hip it to the hip to the hip hip hop, you don't stop, and that's why I'm suing that Doug E. Fresh bastard. 
 
Artanas: 
Ah, so Hanson CAN learn new tricks! Super! Play dead! Play dead! Play dead now damn you! 

HanoverF:
"And who can forget Paula Cole's Grammy acceptance speech?"

KINGDINOSAUR:
"I really do believe Muskrat Love was written for just the two of us."
 
Occupant: 
C'mon . . . sing Tomorrow for me . . . C'mon . . . SING IT! YOU LITTLE ORPHAN BITCH!!! 
 
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