AgentQ:
Kolchak walks in on Julie Hagerty trying to inflate the automatic pilot.
Jazzsoda:
You're just in time, Kolchak! Me and some girlfriends are about to demonstrate some amazing new vacuum technology. Watch where you step!
CaptainBS:
Mr. Rogers won't you be more than just my neighbor?
KTLA:
"I thrust my purple-headed warrior into her mound of love pudding...."
JoeCrow:
"Screw the plane, you little shit, you stay in there till I say you're done, It's my fantasy"
Hippie:
Do we like manly love? Who doesn't? *stomp* OW!
JorGGirrrl:
But by night, the Plymouth Neon says "Hi, SAILOR."
Occupant:
From the new porno film "Bamm Bamm Boffs Bedrock"
JoeCrow:
"I don't care if they were the NY Knicks, I don't like you having dinner with other men"
Hippie:
Norman Rockwell's infamous *lost* painting, "Don't Come In, Mom! I'm Changing!"
Occupant:
Tonight on Severe Brassiere Theatre . . .
AgentQ:
That must be some good phone sex!
Jazzsoda:
Comes in Husband, Co-Worker, Romantic Carribean Fling and Closet Bestiality sizes.
AgentQ:
Dear God, I hope that's his thumb.
JorGGirrrl:
"Yeah, I know the Craftsman wrench comes with eight attachments... but if someone sees you buying one, or carrying one... it's embarrassing."
Artanas:
Notice the magazine "Chicks With Dicks" cleverly hidden
GreyShadow:
What Oliver Stone does with his hands is his own damn business.
Jazzsoda:
I don't know, inspector, it's just when you said "Piss on this case", I guess I just misunderstood you.
Jazzsoda:
Ask her what she's wearing. Ask her if she digs men in uniform. Dammit Bill, scoot over, you type too slow!
Hippie:
Lesko, I don't care how much they're paying me, knock off that disgusting, perverted little "puppet show" or I walk!
Jazzsoda:
Don't worry, folks, you don't work in the shop 35 years without learning how to get your jimmy out of a vice grip...
JOECROWTHERS:
"But that's not all, if you act now we'll also send you the Popeel pocket pecker pruner with 34 attachments"
Hippie:
Corporal, I've seen a million flys open and I don't even braise a chuckle... but those damn cowboy underpants are making me crack ribs holding it all in.
Jazzsoda:
The group gets a little instruction in ass-pinching from one of England's finest.
bosko:
Can somebody suck the poision outa my ass!
Hippie:
Bob Packwood defends his sexual harassment behavior.
Occupant:
No, sir. "We're looking for a few good men" is the marines. This is the Navy. You mean "Hello, sailor."
JOECROWTHERS:
"You lose again....off with the diaper"
GreyShadow
Now look here baby.... I paid you good money and I AM going to dance on this table for you.
Shifter:
"I know, doc, I know. It's my problem, not her's. I just can't shake the idea that she's coming on to every guy we meet."
GuloGulo:
Luther "Luke" Campbell has gone straight, but call now and he'll be as nasty as YOU wanna be.
GuloGulo:
Rick expresses his admiration for Jayne Mansfield.
JoeCrow:
Don't bother with the peniscope Mz. Griggs, I'm wearing aluminun underware
JoeCrow:
"You do the wedding service, blood test & a rectal exam, all right here in the chuch?"
keogh:
"Star. Wavy lines. Star. Naked picture of Danny Bonaducci...hey!"
rogeemoto:
Ummmm, black with lace I think.
Hippie:
Ooooo... your name's Mel? Covered in chocolate and caramel? Mmmm... BROKE IT IN HALF?!? Now you're chewing it? I don't play that crap, F**kin' pervert! *click*
Manjushri:
"Confucious say, 'Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.'"
Jazzsoda:
"Yes, I was deflowered by the Vagabond Spokesperson. It's a shame I'll take with me to my grave. Huh? Testimonial? Oh.. uh, great tent. *sob*"
keogh:
"So this is your exercise machine, Gil?" "Um, yeah, although right now all I think I'm exercising is amazing self-restraint."
Hippie:
Has a strange fetish for women's pantries.
Ratel:
Naked sweaty toddlers? WHERE???